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@paulmart1n84.bsky.social

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Paul 👋🏻🖖🏻 Accountant 👨🏻‍💻🧮 Nerdy Gaymer 🤓🕹️ Gay Cis Man (He/Him) 🏳️‍🌈💅🏻🚬🐐 Level 41 🗓️🎂 NYC (Brooklyn) 🏠🗽 Half 🇰🇷 Half 🇩🇪🇬🇧🇮🇹 Occasionally NSFW 👀🤭 Insta: @paulmart1n84

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 7d

Reintroduction thread:

Name: Paul

Pronouns: He/Him/His

Location: NYC (Brooklyn)

Interests: Legos/Broadway/Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Anime… general nerdom

Vocation: Auditing/Corporate Accounting

Selfie at my home office desk with my arms crossed and a bit a bear face

Selfie in my entryway mirror flexing my bicep in workout clothes

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 6h

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 6h

Me who was negative 9000 self worth… ope 😬🫣

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 6h

Waiting for my Taco Bell like…

Selfie on the couch wearing only a black yeshomo jockstrap and a grey baseball cap

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 7h

Everything hurts but I’m glad I got to say goodbye to a friend before they move to London. Probably had one margarita too many at Animal 🥲

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 10h

Hobbling through the sciatica pain for a friends bday/going away party 🥲

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 11h

That looks so good 🤤🤤🤤

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 11h

Omg I was thinking of a similar tattoo somewhere down the line!

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 13h

It will when you’re humping me with it 🤤🤭

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 13h

I need to lick it 🤤👅

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 14h

A comparison of the same sleep:

Apple health sleep screenshot showing sleep of 8h 21m

Screenshot of autosleep app showing 4h 47m of sleep

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 14h

I use the autosleep app because it’s much more accurate about when and how I was sleeping (which is significantly less) that what apples native sleep tracking says

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 14h

He can have all of my attention… multiple times 🤤😍

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 15h

Sciatica has me in pain still so it’s a throwback for today’s humpday/jocktober update 🥲

NYC Gay Nerd @nycgaynerd.bsky.social · 15h

Since my back is in agony, here’s a #humpday throwback for #jocktober day 8 - YesHomo white jockstrap

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 17h

Back still hurts, bending still painful 😣

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

If I’m in as much pain tomorrow as I am right now… I might have to recycle an old photo for jocktober day 8/humpday 😓😭

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

How was your evening Paul?

Well I spent several hours watching every video on YouTube for sciatica pain relief and stretching… then I do some… the I felt a little better, then I did another one and felt extremely worse…

I can hardly stand at the moment. 😵‍💫

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Need your orgasm*

* ᴵⁿˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵐᵉ

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

I can’t recall the last time I fell asleep before 3am (even tho I have to be up and working at 9am) 🥲

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Bit I did remember that I had a bottle of cyclobenzaprine I bought in Mexico, so I just popped a couple of those and I’m hoping I can fall asleep in less pain soon. 🥲

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Happy birthday @rokofearon.bsky.social 🥳🥳🥳

Two homosexuals in central parks sheep meadow in the early spring

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

:curls up next to you: 🫂

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Congrats! Just don’t bring work home with you! 😜😁

Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

I limited mine to followers ages ago because I’d get randoms spouting hate or nonsense in replies, but as long as they follow they can interact…

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

Well, I’m 41… is that old or young? 😭

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Pass Around Party Possum @paulmart1n84.bsky.social · 1d

My butt huuuurrrrrrttttts 😭