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@paulmurphyetc.bsky.social
Writer, Game Designer, Loud Annoying Old Guy Shouting at Fascists - Creator of fictional atrocities. Tumbrel enthusiast.
Southern PA in the House!
December 14, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Southern PA in the House!
It’s the first anniversary of the death of my wife, Monica Postma.
I miss her.
I miss her.
December 11, 2025 at 4:46 PM
It’s the first anniversary of the death of my wife, Monica Postma.
I miss her.
I miss her.
Post a closeup selfie if you’re so inclined.
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Post a closeup selfie if you’re so inclined.
“The Code of the Woosters,” by PG Wodehouse
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“The Code of the Woosters,” by PG Wodehouse
Is it cake? 🤔
December 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Is it cake? 🤔
Sitting outside with the dogs enjoying the sunshine. Swear to God I can smell turkey cooking from the farm a half mile upwind.
November 27, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Sitting outside with the dogs enjoying the sunshine. Swear to God I can smell turkey cooking from the farm a half mile upwind.
Wore “Due Process Freak” t-shirt in my podunk Pennsylvania town. Got 2 “Great shirts!” and no offers to fight. That’s a win.
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Wore “Due Process Freak” t-shirt in my podunk Pennsylvania town. Got 2 “Great shirts!” and no offers to fight. That’s a win.
This is what we’re using up all the water in Texas for? Sweet. “Hook em Horns!”
November 18, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is what we’re using up all the water in Texas for? Sweet. “Hook em Horns!”
Ha! Now I’m a member of the prestigious “Monster of the Month” club, featuring monsters created by noted Monstercologist (or whatever), and great man @graemedavis.bsky.social. Consider joining his Patreon thingie. See card below!
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Ha! Now I’m a member of the prestigious “Monster of the Month” club, featuring monsters created by noted Monstercologist (or whatever), and great man @graemedavis.bsky.social. Consider joining his Patreon thingie. See card below!
Trump to Laura Ingram:
“You varmints only THINK you can’t afford healthcare or groceries.”
“Hey, check out my redesigned office! It’s festooned with REAL GOLD!”
Festooned, I tells ya!”
“You varmints only THINK you can’t afford healthcare or groceries.”
“Hey, check out my redesigned office! It’s festooned with REAL GOLD!”
Festooned, I tells ya!”
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Trump to Laura Ingram:
“You varmints only THINK you can’t afford healthcare or groceries.”
“Hey, check out my redesigned office! It’s festooned with REAL GOLD!”
Festooned, I tells ya!”
“You varmints only THINK you can’t afford healthcare or groceries.”
“Hey, check out my redesigned office! It’s festooned with REAL GOLD!”
Festooned, I tells ya!”
Now I gotta deal with you HERE?
November 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Now I gotta deal with you HERE?
This is my new motto:
November 8, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This is my new motto:
He also founded a nearby appliance store. What a polyglot or whatever!
November 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
He also founded a nearby appliance store. What a polyglot or whatever!
I’m a little lonely, a little sad, miss my late wife, dogs are being freaks, got a little cabin fever, don’t wanna start day-drinking.
Only 1 thing to be done:
Carb it up and #eatmyfeelings
Only 1 thing to be done:
Carb it up and #eatmyfeelings
November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m a little lonely, a little sad, miss my late wife, dogs are being freaks, got a little cabin fever, don’t wanna start day-drinking.
Only 1 thing to be done:
Carb it up and #eatmyfeelings
Only 1 thing to be done:
Carb it up and #eatmyfeelings
This is great.
For your consideration: William Windom. Or the Doomsday Machine. I ain’t picky.
For your consideration: William Windom. Or the Doomsday Machine. I ain’t picky.
November 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
This is great.
For your consideration: William Windom. Or the Doomsday Machine. I ain’t picky.
For your consideration: William Windom. Or the Doomsday Machine. I ain’t picky.
If I’m honest, the best part of today’s joyous protest was that I didn’t have to listen to any speeches. The second best part was that I didn’t have to bellow “THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!”
October 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
If I’m honest, the best part of today’s joyous protest was that I didn’t have to listen to any speeches. The second best part was that I didn’t have to bellow “THIS IS WHAT DEMOCRACY LOOKS LIKE!”
Hunt Valley Mall, MD - Protecting Wegman’s and the Outback Steak House from tyranny!
October 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Hunt Valley Mall, MD - Protecting Wegman’s and the Outback Steak House from tyranny!
“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have!”
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
“Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have!”
Antifa in Brattleboro, VT Hate America/No Kings rally. Probably Hamas sleepers
October 18, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Antifa in Brattleboro, VT Hate America/No Kings rally. Probably Hamas sleepers
Brattleboro VT gets funky!
October 18, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Brattleboro VT gets funky!
BE the frog you want to see in the world!
#NoKingsDay
#NoKingsDay
October 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
BE the frog you want to see in the world!
#NoKingsDay
#NoKingsDay
ATTENTION!
Walter insists that he’s not dead. He encourages you to rub his furry belly to find out.
(*We recommend that you wear a falconry gauntlet when doing so.)
Walter insists that he’s not dead. He encourages you to rub his furry belly to find out.
(*We recommend that you wear a falconry gauntlet when doing so.)
October 16, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ATTENTION!
Walter insists that he’s not dead. He encourages you to rub his furry belly to find out.
(*We recommend that you wear a falconry gauntlet when doing so.)
Walter insists that he’s not dead. He encourages you to rub his furry belly to find out.
(*We recommend that you wear a falconry gauntlet when doing so.)
No Kings Day is this Saturday! Show up and scare Little Mike Johnson out of his shorts.
Come in an inflatable frog costume if possible. That shit terrifies em.
Come in an inflatable frog costume if possible. That shit terrifies em.
October 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
No Kings Day is this Saturday! Show up and scare Little Mike Johnson out of his shorts.
Come in an inflatable frog costume if possible. That shit terrifies em.
Come in an inflatable frog costume if possible. That shit terrifies em.
Those are some Anya Taylor Joy eyes, by golly. Wow.
October 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Those are some Anya Taylor Joy eyes, by golly. Wow.