Paul Newton
@paulnewton.bsky.social
Writer of many moderately ridiculous screenplays including the films Leggo My Soul, Haunted House of Pancakes, and the upcoming slasher-comedy The Final Girl Must Die.
Thank you, I feel personally attacked when my neighbors take down their 12-foot Skeleton on Nov 1st.
December 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Thank you, I feel personally attacked when my neighbors take down their 12-foot Skeleton on Nov 1st.
A must watch (& rewatch) show!
November 30, 2025 at 3:07 AM
A must watch (& rewatch) show!
Thanks for watching and helping spread the word!
November 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Thanks for watching and helping spread the word!
Awesome, I'm definitely gonna find time for this over the weekend. Can't wait. Congrats!
November 27, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Awesome, I'm definitely gonna find time for this over the weekend. Can't wait. Congrats!
Two stone cold classics and some of my favorites. Have a happy birthday!
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Two stone cold classics and some of my favorites. Have a happy birthday!
Good call. Congrats to you both!
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Good call. Congrats to you both!
I am here and ready to adopt any stray pies you may have. I assure you I will give them a good home as they live out their remaining days (or more likely hours).
November 25, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I am here and ready to adopt any stray pies you may have. I assure you I will give them a good home as they live out their remaining days (or more likely hours).
Just another shit show. I think you could live a fulfilling life without giving her a second of your thought.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Just another shit show. I think you could live a fulfilling life without giving her a second of your thought.
Wishing you the best as you continue to have to deal with all that. Don't let it get in the way of celebrating you in the most spectacular way possible. Happy birthday!
November 24, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Wishing you the best as you continue to have to deal with all that. Don't let it get in the way of celebrating you in the most spectacular way possible. Happy birthday!
Dude, just wait till you find out about what happens when you put 5318008 into a calculator and look at it upside down. Let's just say numbers know how to get my attention.
November 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Dude, just wait till you find out about what happens when you put 5318008 into a calculator and look at it upside down. Let's just say numbers know how to get my attention.
It's my kind of batshit insane cocaine fueled action film and absolutely my favorite of the franchise too.
November 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
It's my kind of batshit insane cocaine fueled action film and absolutely my favorite of the franchise too.
I think that fancy lad really should've bought that monkey.
November 21, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think that fancy lad really should've bought that monkey.
I mean, I don't "want" to have to get new COVID shots every year, but I am a responsible adult and I'm gonna get that shot whenever an updated one is available.
November 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I mean, I don't "want" to have to get new COVID shots every year, but I am a responsible adult and I'm gonna get that shot whenever an updated one is available.
It did indeed. I should add along with a couple other much appreciated additions! Thanks!
November 19, 2025 at 3:00 AM
It did indeed. I should add along with a couple other much appreciated additions! Thanks!
I can't wait to watch this one again!
November 18, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I can't wait to watch this one again!