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Paul Scarpelli

@paulscarpelli.bsky.social

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Pragmatic shitposting libtardo, ex-pro drummer, Cat. 2 bike racer, writer, former Fortune 500 director, White Sox fan, Golden Retriever (Max), despise Nazis/MAGA/racists/Trump. #RESIST! https://youtu.be/ME-YWnGG8a0?si=u7BF3X88juoMSkG3

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 6d

When you hear Mike Johnson, Trump, Tom Homan, or Pee-wee German say Dems want illegals to get free healthcare, maybe refer to this:

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 19m

Well...theoretically... 🫠

Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 49m

Or E Pluribus Rectum.

Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 49m

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying " i like "

ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and saying " i like "

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 2h

The coin will be "Heads I win; tails you lose!"

Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 2h

He's a bouillabaisse of flaws; insanity, ignorance, egomania, dementia, prevarication, delusions of grandeur, Dunning Kruger, seasoned with a huge mean streak.

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 2h

He says that about all black women, including a few Harvard and Yale grads. He makes no attempt to mask his racism.

Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 3h

Operation Dessert Storm.

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 4h

Terse. Succinct.

Debbie Crocker Vasilinda @catvasi.bsky.social · 6d

Noem Poem by Andy Borowitz:
Kristi Noem is Stephen Miller
With hair extensions and tons of filler

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 4h

Yup. And Rush Limbaugh.

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 4h

Compared to Trump, Nixon was Abraham Lincoln. At least he accomplished environmental, civil rights, diplomacy issues. Trump has done nothing positive.

Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 4h

The dumb manchild says they should be jailed. No, THIS isn't a dictatorship!!

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 4h

Trump, probably...
"Comey said bad things about me, very bad things. And it's bad to say bad things about Trump! I can do bad things to Comey because he was very bad to me, saying very bad things about me. Very bad. So now, we're doing bad things to James Comey!"

Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 4h

We laughed at this phony blowhard in the '80s and '90s. He came off as a crude, egotistical jerk who inherited his wealth. How in the wide, wide world of fuck did he ever get elected President? TWICE?

Nice job, America. 🙄

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 14h

She slaps him around like a cat toying with a dead mouse...

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Paul Scarpelli @paulscarpelli.bsky.social · 15h

MAGAs don't realize how laughably stupid they sound when they regurgitate Fox News propaganda like "Trump Derangement Syndrome,""Sleepy Joe," "radical left wing lunatics," "Biden crime family," "socialists"...Apparently, they can't think for themselves and they need coaching. So sad...