Paul Seaburn
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Paul Seaburn
@paulseaburn.bsky.social
Author of 'What Would You Say to a Naked Space Alien?' (https://www.amazon.com/What-Would-Naked-Space-Alien/dp/1954528817/), head writer and editor at Mysterious Universe, comedy writer for The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. https://www.paulseaburn.com/
May 14, 2025 at 2:34 PM
A paranormal researcher in England claims that in the 1970s, Prince Philip saw Bigfoot while walking in the woods around the royal summer retreat in Balmoral, Scotland. Rumor has it Bigfoot was in Scotland to consult with the Loch Ness monster on how to make his photographs blurrier.
May 2, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The latest What in the World podcast is ready for viewing and listening. Strange bicycle riding, stranger peanut butter cups and more fun stuff!
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May 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
A man in South Carolina yelled to his wife that he was being attacked by an alligator in their backyard so she grabbed a tomato steak and beat the gator on its head until it released her husband and ran away. Home Depot is now selling bundles of wood as the Tomato Stakes Model AK 47.
April 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
According to a new survey, one in 50 men think they could beat a horse in a 100-meter sprint. Horses are wishing they had hands instead of hooves so they could say, “Hold my oat milk and watch this!”

Usain Bolt tried this once but the horse didn’t finish after it got a charley man.
April 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The women’s Guinness record for the world’s largest mouth goes to Marie Pearl Zellmer Robinson of Alaska at 2.88 inches (7.33 cm). Her mouth is so big, she has to notify the FAA before yawning outside.

When her parents asked her dentist about braces, her dentist suggested scaffolding.
April 11, 2025 at 5:25 PM
The smooth-head blobfish, described as the world's ugliest animal and the official mascot of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society, has been voted the 2025 Fish of the Year in New Zealand. It’s so ugly, Texas tourists won’t eat it even if it’s deep fried on a stick.
March 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
A man in China needed serious emergency surgery after he severed his facial artery while picking his nose. The worst part was when they wouldn’t let him in the ER because his wife kept yelling, “It’s snot – an emergency!”

His finger was so deep, the doctors said his ears had no wax.
March 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Lunch at a science museum in Cleveland - Pierogisaurus.
March 7, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Because the price of a dozen is so high, some bodegas in New York are selling ‘loose’ eggs for $2.99 for three. You'll know we’re in real trouble when they start bringing in cows and selling ‘squirts’.

Why did the chicken cross Fifth Avenue? Because the bodega on the other side paid more.
February 16, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Officials in Duisburg, Germany, are trying to get more voters to participate in federal elections by offering free beer – anyone who votes in person will receive a free “König Pilsener” beer. In the U.S., we’d have record turnouts and the worst beer shortage since the Super Bowl went into overtime.
February 16, 2025 at 2:35 PM
A worker in Indonesia playing around with her new mesh-backed office chair got her nose ring got caught in it and she had to be rescued by the local fire department which freed her with pliers. In her honor, the last day of the week in her office is now known as Casualty Friday.
February 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
For Valentine’s Day, Domino’s is offering a pepperoni-inspired perfume called Eau de Passion with "irresistible notes of spice, pepper and a woody, warm base" that goes perfectly with its Pepperoni Passion pizza. Because nothing says ‘Be My Valentine’ like a greasy bottle of liquid sausage.
February 11, 2025 at 2:36 PM
A sewer blockage caused by a giant fatberg made of fat, oil, grease, wet wipes and dirty diapers forced the cancellation of a Bryan Adams concert in Australia on public health grounds. Can we send one of these into the sewers under Washington?
February 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
A woman in England with hair down to her butt says she’s been collecting the ones that fall out and has 30,000 hairs so far towards her goal of 100,000 when she hopes to turn them into a wig – this is why she’s called The Hair Collection Queen. In my house, she’d be called The Bathroom Drain.
February 10, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Police in The Woodlands, Texas, were called to an H-E-B grocery store where they found a Subaru Crosstrek on its side parked between two other vehicles. They took photos and sent them to police departments around the country with the warning, “Don’t Mess With Texas Drivers”.
February 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Police in PA are egg-asperated as they scramble to crack open the case of 100,000 eggs worth $40,000 that were poached from the back of a trailer. Crime egg-sperts eggs-amining the trailer for clues think it’s the work of an egg-omaniac who was egg-hausted from shelling out so much for a dozen eggs.
February 5, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The Qinhu Bay Forest Animal Kingdom zoo in Taizhou, China, didn’t fool any visitors when it put black and orange stripes on a Chow hoping they would think it was a tiger. The zookeeper who did it was fired but the chow is now up for a part in a local production of Life of Pi.
February 2, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Warwick Manufacturing Group’s unveiled a Le Mans racecar that runs on a byproduct of raw sewage and can reach speeds that will make it competitive in the European Le Mans Series. In the U.S., a car that runs on raw sewage would have to race against similar cars in the Sh!t-a-Brickyard 400.
February 1, 2025 at 4:11 PM
The Yaan Bifengxia Wildlife Zoo in China's Sichuan province has started selling bottled urine from Siberian tigers for $7 a bottle because it is a traditional Chinese remedy for arthritis. After reading that recipe, a lot of people suddenly develop arthritis of the tongue.
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
The Yaan Bifengxia Wildlife Zoo in China's Sichuan province has started selling bottled urine from Siberian tigers for $7 a bottle because it is a traditional Chinese remedy for arthritis. If you’re a mail carrier, it also scares away dogs.
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 PM
A roundup of mysterious, paranormal and strange news stories from the past week, exclusively from Mysterious Universe.
7-Foot Mantis Alien, Bigfoot Divorce Case, Giant Fish Swallows Mermaid, Rogue Replicating AI and More Mysterious News Briefly
His father, King Charles, and especially his grandfather, Prince Philip, were more focused on UFOs but William, the Prince
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January 31, 2025 at 1:01 PM
A painting of a fisherman smoking his pipe while mending his net bought for less than $50 at a Minnesota yard sale is actually an undiscovered Van Gogh masterpiece experts value at $15 million. According to the buyer, his wife has now forgiven him for the basement full of velvet Elvis paintings.
January 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
British-Nigerian fashion designer Liz Sanya set a Guinness World Record by creating the world’s largest sandal. It’s already been sold and is now the summer home of that fertile woman who lives in a shoe.

Shaquille O’Neal donated one of his shoes as a garage.
January 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
A roundup of mysterious, paranormal and strange news stories from the past week.
Outrunning a Yeti, Return of the Dinosaurs, Asparamancer's Predictions, Fairy Whisperer and More Mysterious News Briefly
A roundup of mysterious, paranormal and strange news stories from the past week. British actor Brian Blessed, who has played
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January 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM