Greek Beef
@paulyv93.bsky.social
Puns, and other things I refuse to annoy the groupchat with
These Lithuanian figure skaters have me mesmerized
February 11, 2026 at 8:54 PM
These Lithuanian figure skaters have me mesmerized
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For the LOTR fans…
February 9, 2026 at 8:30 PM
For the LOTR fans…
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My life experience strongly informs my opinion that there is 0% chance a upper class British executive who day drinks actually cares about anything, especially sports. Well, maybe cricket or polo...
February 4, 2026 at 5:48 PM
My life experience strongly informs my opinion that there is 0% chance a upper class British executive who day drinks actually cares about anything, especially sports. Well, maybe cricket or polo...
Liberty is just different man
February 5, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Liberty is just different man
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I think it might be the football causing the injuries
Christian McCaffrey on the electrical substation theory, via Noah Furtado:
"When it comes to EMFs and 5G and phones and blue light and Wi-Fi, it's not nothing."
"When it comes to EMFs and 5G and phones and blue light and Wi-Fi, it's not nothing."
February 3, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I think it might be the football causing the injuries
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crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 PM
crazy that basically every person complaining about "woke overreach" over the last 12 years is also in the epstein emails being like "thanks for the pussy, jeff ;)"
Poseidon's Kiss on the coldest day of the year. You gotta be shitting me.
January 30, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Poseidon's Kiss on the coldest day of the year. You gotta be shitting me.
I just saw an Audi sedan fail to climb the nastiest slope of ice. You can buy luxury, but not common sense.
Dude just parked in the middle of the intersection at the bottom of the hill. What a noob
Dude just parked in the middle of the intersection at the bottom of the hill. What a noob
January 25, 2026 at 3:41 PM
I just saw an Audi sedan fail to climb the nastiest slope of ice. You can buy luxury, but not common sense.
Dude just parked in the middle of the intersection at the bottom of the hill. What a noob
Dude just parked in the middle of the intersection at the bottom of the hill. What a noob
I'm fully stocked up on provisions for this snowstorm
January 24, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I'm fully stocked up on provisions for this snowstorm
Feels great to see spring training baseball pop up on my ESPN favorite events tab today
January 20, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Feels great to see spring training baseball pop up on my ESPN favorite events tab today
Do y'all ever have deja vu about the last time you had deja vu?
January 19, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Do y'all ever have deja vu about the last time you had deja vu?
It's gonna be a long day
January 17, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It's gonna be a long day
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i do believe that some people are psychologically unequipped for freedom and ahmari is one of them
January 9, 2026 at 8:15 PM
i do believe that some people are psychologically unequipped for freedom and ahmari is one of them
Gr0k has fallen
January 8, 2026 at 11:59 AM
Gr0k has fallen
The first soup of the season always slaps
October 15, 2025 at 5:47 PM
The first soup of the season always slaps
That time of year where I get hella Medieval Times ads on Instagram
October 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
That time of year where I get hella Medieval Times ads on Instagram
Universal couldve built the monster universe around Van Helsing instead of Tom Cruise
October 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Universal couldve built the monster universe around Van Helsing instead of Tom Cruise
The use of black and white for flashbacks always slaps
Van Helsing opening 10 minutes are underrated
Van Helsing opening 10 minutes are underrated
October 4, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The use of black and white for flashbacks always slaps
Van Helsing opening 10 minutes are underrated
Van Helsing opening 10 minutes are underrated
Devastated to say the Wegmans Chicken Harissa Bowl is no longer $10
September 9, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Devastated to say the Wegmans Chicken Harissa Bowl is no longer $10
Jake from State Farm sits down when he pees
September 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Jake from State Farm sits down when he pees
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Wrote a story for @newyorker.com on house bands and why live music is cool
The End of the Late-Night Band
Talk shows have long brought musicians into our living rooms, giving them steady gigs and creating occasional musical magic. But maybe not for much longer.
www.newyorker.com
August 31, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Wrote a story for @newyorker.com on house bands and why live music is cool
The Koch brothers wouldn't have let this happen if they bought the team
August 29, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The Koch brothers wouldn't have let this happen if they bought the team
If you don't have an overhead carry on it should be automatic aisle seats and you can exit the plane first wave. These boomers have zero upper body strength
August 17, 2025 at 9:00 PM
If you don't have an overhead carry on it should be automatic aisle seats and you can exit the plane first wave. These boomers have zero upper body strength
Pizza tracker has been around since 2008, but professional freight companies can only give you a two day window as their best delivery estimate.
August 8, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Pizza tracker has been around since 2008, but professional freight companies can only give you a two day window as their best delivery estimate.