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After Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter finish their run of Waiting for Godot, John Hodgman and Justin Long should reunite from the PC & Mac guy ads and take over the roles.
November 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
It's gotta be "For fucks' sake." It can't be "For fuck's sake." You can't usually use a common noun without an article. It could be "For a fuck's sake," or "For the fuck's sake." The latter is more likely. It fits with "What the fuck?" It could be "For Fuck's sake." Is "fuck" a mass noun like sushi?
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
This dude gives me Buzz Lightyear on Spanish mode vibes.
I visited Grand Street Senior Housing on the Lower East Side today and tried a little Bomba y Plena…
October 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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I visited Grand Street Senior Housing on the Lower East Side today and tried a little Bomba y Plena…
October 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Someone should do one of those projection protests and protest a haunted house onto the rubble of the East Wing.
October 31, 2025 at 5:03 PM
So, you can't really transfer your consciousness to AI: not now, probably not ever. It might resemble you, but it won't be you.

But could you legally will control of your estate to an AI? I don't think it will be long before someone tries this.
October 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
TIL the name Phillip comes from Greek Philippos, from the roots phil- "love" and hippos "horse", meaning "brony".
October 23, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Cookie Monster has nom-nom-nominative determinism.
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I think it shows BDE for John Hodgman to make a show called Dicktown, and it's short-form animation.
October 13, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Spelling emaol like it's Olde English.
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Once we made Buddha's hand candy, which is very different from Buddha's arm candy.
October 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
🎶My girlfriend brings all the joy to the house.🎶
October 5, 2025 at 9:11 PM
The first rule of Evangelical Club is *do* talk about Evangelical Club.
October 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Tragedy of the commons implies the existence of comedy of the trageons.
September 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Dungeons and Dragons is tea parties for boys.
July 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If a hot dog is a sandwich, is buttered popcorn a salad?
May 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
How did we speedrun from Spanish Flu to the Great Depression without having a Roaring Twenties?
April 9, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I've been trying get my data out of TikTok like the US military getting out of Saigon. We left a lot of good people behind.
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Why is no one talking about the People's March today? Millions of pussy hats in 2017. Are social media algorithms suppressing it?

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People's March
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January 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Poor Things is what the Barbie movie would be like if it was entirely from the POV of Weird Barbie.
December 29, 2024 at 3:19 AM
I got smol but I'm not a smolder.
December 28, 2024 at 8:59 PM
We're watching some Hallmark holiday movie we started halfway through with the sound off, and I have already named the characters and predicted the ending.

Jenny, the sweet blonde ends up with Kristoff, the scruffy artistic guy, not Ken, the rich businessman with a plastic smile.
December 27, 2024 at 1:54 AM
New term of endearment: Glow Worm.

My wife has a habit of waking up and looking at her phone under the blankets before getting out of bed. She thinks she's being sneaky, but I see her.
December 22, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Idk what it is about a fire. Just turning your thermostat up to 75 doesn't feel good, but somehow, if it's coming from only one side, it's great.
December 21, 2024 at 3:42 AM
The plot of The Rocky Road to Dublin is broadly similar to Regulate by Nate Dogg and Warren G.
December 11, 2024 at 4:31 PM