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Very proud of this, but I still need to work on the Territories:
October 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Man standing in front of mississippi flag and "blacks rule" painted on the driveway.
September 24, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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tap, tap...
Wilhoit's Law: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
September 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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tap, tap, tap...
Wilhoit's Law: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
September 18, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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LOL mission accomplished
September 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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The Turning Point logo, I have to say, has always made me think of a crooked dick:
September 11, 2025 at 6:25 AM
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In-group/out-group shit all the way down...

tap, tap, tap:
September 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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The one that got me:
Monster reveal from "The Descent" (2005)
August 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The only reason you want to go AGAINST the wishes of DC residents themselves, who already voted 86% in favor of statehood in 2016, is to preserve a *current* malapportionment in the senate that overrepresents Republicans

statehood.dc.gov/page/faq
Explainer for "why not go retrocede back to Maryland?" from the link https://statehood.dc.gov/page/faq
August 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Luthen Rael from Andor, saying: "I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them"
August 17, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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Photo of NRA head Wayne LaPierre above the headline, "NRA accidentally forgets to rise up against tyrannical government"
August 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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"I'm condemned to use the tools of my enemy to defeat them."
Stellan Skarsgard as Luthen Rael in Andor
August 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Gloriously strange and beguiling:
Little, Big by John Crowley
August 7, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Face of Donald Trump with a very orange hue.
July 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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Tapping the sign again:
Wilhoit's law: Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect.
July 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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"Proud to be the 996th on @BackerKit for One Billion Users: The Social Media Card Game" with options to Tweet it, Share on Facebook, or Email it.
July 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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The Full Monty (1997) and Calendar Girls (2003)
July 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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A Night at the Opera (1935) and Fitzcarraldo (1982)
Groucho Marx, Sig Ruman, & Margaret Dumont in theater balcony box in "A Night At The Opera" (1935) Klaus Kinski and a steamship on a hill, in Fitzcarraldo (1982)
July 21, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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July 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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Gadsden flag parody: Foot crushing a snake, who says "I specifically requested the opposite of this"
July 12, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Also known as the faculty of Area #2 on the classic Phrenological bust:
Drawing of phrenological bust of the head, with areas labeled according to their associated faculty
July 11, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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This fuckin guy again
Halloween costume of Conservative guy scared of cities: -Saw that thing on the news -Too many of "those" people there -Can't park ford super duty -Not scared, Bro
July 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Post from X by user @reverendhamil: "Christopher Rufo doesn't know how SAT scores work. He thinks 2140 score is 89th percentile (2140 divided by 2400), when it's actually 97th rank percentile."
July 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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It's Wilhoit's Law all the way down...
Wilhoit's Law: "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
June 23, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Once again, from the Gallery of Undefeated Memes:
Halloween costume of "conservative guy scared of cities". t-shirt and jeans. Attributes: "Saw that thing on the news"; "Too many of 'those' people there"; "Can't park Ford Super Duty"' ;"Not scared, bro"
April 29, 2025 at 2:43 PM