thank u. i need to gain something substantial from it for it to be a video essay. nick diramio improved my film sets with clip/movie breakdown. max teeth's video on hereditary made me fundamentally reevaluate the writer of that weird christian movie website and think maybe he's acting as a priest.

...well shit. At least I can YouTube videos of two-stat systems being played. That's the only plot point of yours I missed. I figured it would be easier than like. D&D 5e lol. 🫠

fucking legend that deserves to be on critical role because that's like the least worst thing I did to him and I was always acting in character in good faith which is soooo unfortunate bestie

had to deal with TEMPTATION and like idk how you even role with that as a DM. "Hey here's this Cardi B tiefling that's a vicious mockery bard in your party that can't make a proper insult unless they pretend it's someone they hate so you have to keep inventing things like communism in D&D" That's a

a 5e PC and the longest running campaign I was in had a forever DM who was so good I miss him so much it was split into the gays (me and Finnley the Finisher) and the straights (the DM, the religious tank), and the DMs mom. It was fantastic. I gotta live up to that man. What the fuck man. That DM

yet I am crying screaming and throwing up bc what the fuck am I doing? This feels like microdosing what happens when you shit out a baby. I'm tokophobic for several reasons and I just unlocked a new one. One player has played nothing, one player has played this specific game, I have the most exp as

Again this is a one-shot two stat system invented by 4chan and beloved by 4channers and lesbians. The 2 stats? Hotness and The Car. You resolve conflict with makeout sessions and races. The plot is based around a birthday party I was invited to bc of my gf in the 8th grade. It can't be this hard &

I'm entirely used to making things up and having arbitrary rules - that's like 99% of being a dominatrix in medfet. I'm a theatre kid in leather. But I have never been behind that wall I just see occasional posts on Reddit and Tumblr and it does seem entirely arbitrary and made up day of so like ???

don't pay for. Do I need more than the loose plot that has a clear ending? Per the games own rules I can keep these bitches in hell forever? Idk how anyone plays a game of car lesbians in 20 min like the manual suggests. I control how long a leg lasts let alone a race. Wtf. Them bitches in hell!!

shot so like. I don't see a reason to have to go hard on the plot. Also this was originally intended for Katsucon 2020 with roughly the same amount of PCs but everyone was going to be crossfaded as fuck so it mattered less if I fucked up/sucked as a DM. I'm dressed a Himiko Toga, you get what you

I mean I have a loose plot and it's flexible. However I have never played this game as a PC nor DM'd anything. It's a two stat system and I have 2 PCs, 1 has played the game before. It's a TTRPG invented by 4chan so I feel like I should be able to do it but like. Do y'all write shit down? It's a one

Yes and I'm entirely serious when I say document document document (everything except your crimes). I've got an angel and a demon on either shoulder. I know why it's morally correct to document humans committing crimes in the name of their human rights and I don't want people to go to jail...

My vibes are based on my access to food

Unfortunately followed from this skeet alone. It's me. I love these terrible terrible movies.

...damn son buy a lottery ticket ASAP