Payton Barnes
@paytonb13.bsky.social
You paint me a Bluesky and go back and turn it to rain
Cool, now when do tickets go on sale?
The first poster for ‘Wicked: For Good’ has officially been released.
May 14, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Cool, now when do tickets go on sale?
Really wish Ritz Crackers weren’t as addicting as Lays potato chips.
April 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Really wish Ritz Crackers weren’t as addicting as Lays potato chips.
Just placed an order for a stupid amount of Chinese food to be delivered so I can graze on it all day while rotting on the couch, binging Bravo. This is what life is all about.
April 19, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just placed an order for a stupid amount of Chinese food to be delivered so I can graze on it all day while rotting on the couch, binging Bravo. This is what life is all about.
There’s never a bad time for a chocolate chip cookie but my absolute favorite time to eat a chocolate chip cookie is right after eating a salad for lunch.
April 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
There’s never a bad time for a chocolate chip cookie but my absolute favorite time to eat a chocolate chip cookie is right after eating a salad for lunch.
My current hyperfixation is on cotton candy grapes. I can’t get enough of them. Could easily eat the whole bag in one sitting
April 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
My current hyperfixation is on cotton candy grapes. I can’t get enough of them. Could easily eat the whole bag in one sitting
I was reminded of this joke this past weekend that I heard in high school and had somehow forgot but now can’t stop laughing when I think about it:
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill
😂😂😂😂 it’s just a good, clean joke
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill
😂😂😂😂 it’s just a good, clean joke
April 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I was reminded of this joke this past weekend that I heard in high school and had somehow forgot but now can’t stop laughing when I think about it:
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill
😂😂😂😂 it’s just a good, clean joke
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill
😂😂😂😂 it’s just a good, clean joke
Cannot stop thinking about Milchick dancing with that marching band.
March 21, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Cannot stop thinking about Milchick dancing with that marching band.
This is my Super Bowl
The trailer for ‘MATERIALISTS’ starring Dakota Johnson, Chris Evans and Pedro Pascal will drop tomorrow.
March 17, 2025 at 1:38 PM
This is my Super Bowl
One of life’s greatest combinations is Taco Bell’s nacho cheese and sour cream
March 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
One of life’s greatest combinations is Taco Bell’s nacho cheese and sour cream
Yall ever go to Target on a mission and end up closing your exercise ring? Cause that just happened to me. Who said exercise can’t be fun?
February 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Yall ever go to Target on a mission and end up closing your exercise ring? Cause that just happened to me. Who said exercise can’t be fun?
Sometimes you have to listen to reputation from beginning to end to really turn your day around.
February 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Sometimes you have to listen to reputation from beginning to end to really turn your day around.
I will forever be amazed at how perfect the Tarzan soundtrack is. Phil Collins was/is such a genius.
February 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I will forever be amazed at how perfect the Tarzan soundtrack is. Phil Collins was/is such a genius.
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Waiting for everyone to realize that Merritt Wever should be in every tv show ever
February 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Waiting for everyone to realize that Merritt Wever should be in every tv show ever
So much of my job is just bumping up email after email after email basically begging someone to approve of something so I can move on with my work.
February 19, 2025 at 7:47 PM
So much of my job is just bumping up email after email after email basically begging someone to approve of something so I can move on with my work.
As a kid, I always thought the best part of being an adult would be having cake for breakfast, but I was wrong. The best part of being an adult is being able to have shrimp cocktail whenever you want, and not just on holidays.
February 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
As a kid, I always thought the best part of being an adult would be having cake for breakfast, but I was wrong. The best part of being an adult is being able to have shrimp cocktail whenever you want, and not just on holidays.
Let this be a lesson: just because you see Hulu has added Marley and Me doesn’t mean you need to watch it.
February 15, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Let this be a lesson: just because you see Hulu has added Marley and Me doesn’t mean you need to watch it.
Get him, Bianca
TMZ reports Kanye West & Bianca Censori don’t have a prenuptial agreement.
February 15, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Get him, Bianca
Matthew McConaughey you’re in too many commercials. You’re too famous for that, calm down
February 15, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Matthew McConaughey you’re in too many commercials. You’re too famous for that, calm down
Watching the SNL 50 Concert Special. Meryl Streep just flipped the bird to camera while cuddled up next to Martin short (part of a bit), and it’s maybe my favorite thing I’ve ever seen??
February 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Watching the SNL 50 Concert Special. Meryl Streep just flipped the bird to camera while cuddled up next to Martin short (part of a bit), and it’s maybe my favorite thing I’ve ever seen??
Boston Rob was born to be on reality tv the same way that Taylor Swift was born to make music.
February 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Boston Rob was born to be on reality tv the same way that Taylor Swift was born to make music.
If I have to hear about eggs one more time my head is going to spin off.
February 4, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If I have to hear about eggs one more time my head is going to spin off.
Now that the Grammy’s are over and Beyonce won Album of the Year and Best Country Album of the Year…I just remembered my balcony door is still open so my neighbors probably heard my (happy) sobs all night.
February 3, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Now that the Grammy’s are over and Beyonce won Album of the Year and Best Country Album of the Year…I just remembered my balcony door is still open so my neighbors probably heard my (happy) sobs all night.
I deleted Twitter 10 days ago. Don’t get me wrong — the quiet, calm Bluesky has been lovely — but I swear to God I think quitting meth would be easier.
February 2, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I deleted Twitter 10 days ago. Don’t get me wrong — the quiet, calm Bluesky has been lovely — but I swear to God I think quitting meth would be easier.
I truly am sorry to my downstairs neighbor for anytime I drop my remote on the floor. It’s a daily occurrence that is also just as annoying to me. If only Roku remotes had a better grip…
February 1, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I truly am sorry to my downstairs neighbor for anytime I drop my remote on the floor. It’s a daily occurrence that is also just as annoying to me. If only Roku remotes had a better grip…
Josh Allen, I still love you ❤️💙
January 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Josh Allen, I still love you ❤️💙