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Ashlyn

@pazifer.bsky.social

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If you laugh at my jokes we are now close friends. Please mind the dust while i migrate from the former bird app.

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Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · 13h

My mom recognized early on I was an Acts of Service girlie. She sure did need a lot of apple cores for "work" when I was growing up and man I was thrilled to provide them

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · 16h

I get more warm fuzzies when I encounter the year of my first car than my own birth year

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · 2d

I think they all hatch from eggs (big if true)

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · 2d

Any serious birdwatcher Gotta Peep Em All™ (binoculars emoji)

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · 2d

When they appear they say their own names, much like many pokemon and also Jason Derulo

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · 2d

Birds are literally irl pokemon

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Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · 12d

My dog must think he's the BEST guard dog. Trucks come to the house all the time, he barks and solely for that reason the truck people drop what's in their hands. Then they drive away, he did it

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Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · 20d

dog owners united against the airing of the Ring doorbell sound

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Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Sep 4

Criminalize airing the Ring doorbell sound on TV my dog is losing his mind rn 😭😭

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Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Sep 2

The irony of feeling like I've sinned when I purchase from chick fil a as a liberal agnostic

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Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Aug 2

9 outta 10 times I'll pass on banana pudding in a dessert menu. But if it says naner puddin????? 1000% smash

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Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Jul 31

It's not hard to match someone's freak. u just gotta tune into the right freakquency

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Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Jul 31

My dentist always gives me the pink toothbrush???

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Jul 30

caught a 666CP exeggcute in Pokemon go, I named him Deviled Eggs

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Jul 30

What's the difference between a candy store and an ABC store?

You can lick a lollipop but you can't liqa sto

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Jul 30

I have fallen into the Depop of no return

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Jul 30

Has anyone ever installed an AC unit in not completely abhorrent conditions

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Jul 28

How did ppl set their clocks before the Internet

Ashlyn @pazifer.bsky.social · Apr 19

I got all these jokes and I need somewhere safe to put them

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