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pbergs.bsky.social
@pbergs.bsky.social
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Programmer/Analyst, occasional content creator; Enjoys a fine cuppa coffee. Politically active out of necessity. he/him. 💉💉💉

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pbergs.bsky.social
The Scrub Club…sounds like the strictly-worse version of the friendzone…

*starts humming No Scrubs by TLC*
December 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
They took a half-measure…instead of going all the way…
a bald man with a beard wearing a black jacket
ALT: a bald man with a beard wearing a black jacket
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December 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
L E G S
a fox is standing on its hind legs in the grass
Alt: a maned wolf is standing on its hind legs to reach the tree
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December 9, 2025 at 11:02 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
Right?! Anything but take a critical look at the failings of the systems in which we live…
December 1, 2025 at 10:07 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
That feels like something that could have been added to Flesh Simulator’s (or as I call him: VSauce Dark) 7 steps to artificially generate a viral TikTok.

Call a spiritual step 0…
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
Also, found bublevion rules:
Rules for Bublevion: THE 1ST RULE The objective is to go as long as possible without hearing ANY song by Christmas song monopoliser Michael Bublé.. THE 2ND RULE The game starts on December 1st and ends at midnight on December 24th. THE 3RD RULE This is normally the part where we'd say that cover songs don't count, but name us one original song by Michael Bublé. Go on, well wait. THE 4TH RULE You're out as soon as you recognise the song BONUS RULE Post on social media with the #bublévion hashtag when you get hit. PVP? While we can't stop you from deliberately Bubliterating your friends, the intention is that this is a survival game, not a Battle Royale. And honestly, would victory really be worth enduring more Bublé?
December 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
Here I was hoping they meant THIS Bubba…

#BubbaCumsWhereBubbaPleases
a man is holding a woman in his arms while the sun is setting behind them .
Alt: Bubba is just SWANGIN’ that thang…and by that, I mean his chainsaw…
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November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
pbergs.bsky.social
I actually really liked this one, balance issues aside (eg. Kou could set up an infinite juggle with his spinning uppercut if the target got into a corner).
November 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
It also didn’t help that there’s a save point between battles and most players back in the day had limited save slots on their memory cards.

That said, nice.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 PM
pbergs.bsky.social
Either that or she’s been eating poo, in which case soon it will beeee:

*drum beat starts*

🎶She has a bad case of diarrhea!🎶

🎶She has a bad case of diarrhea!🎶

🎶She has a bad case of diarrhea!🎶

🎶She has a bad case of diarrhea!🎶
October 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM