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That’s not a decision the mayor should make. That’s why cities have prosecutors.
January 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
That’s not a decision the mayor should make. That’s why cities have prosecutors.
omg. that is…not charming.
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
omg. that is…not charming.
If there have been “hundreds of deadly attacks” with people using vehicles, how many ICE agents have died? ZERO. I don’t wish harm to anyone. But things do seem a bit lopsided.
January 11, 2026 at 4:28 PM
If there have been “hundreds of deadly attacks” with people using vehicles, how many ICE agents have died? ZERO. I don’t wish harm to anyone. But things do seem a bit lopsided.
even if you watch it six times in a row, it remains hilarious.
January 11, 2026 at 12:46 PM
even if you watch it six times in a row, it remains hilarious.
Rubio doesn’t have that kind of initiative. It’s Miller.
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Rubio doesn’t have that kind of initiative. It’s Miller.
That’s not how it works. They’re not dogs with different features. You have to try to make cats like you.
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 PM
That’s not how it works. They’re not dogs with different features. You have to try to make cats like you.
My first job out of college was with CBS News, working in the Murrow Building. I’ll let them know how sick with shame this makes me feel.
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January 3, 2026 at 8:48 PM
My first job out of college was with CBS News, working in the Murrow Building. I’ll let them know how sick with shame this makes me feel.
Some of them are emulating coaches they had in high school who in turn were emulating drill sergeants they saw in films. They can’t imagine a different way.
January 1, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Some of them are emulating coaches they had in high school who in turn were emulating drill sergeants they saw in films. They can’t imagine a different way.
Yeah, “looser.”
January 1, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Yeah, “looser.”
Pee Wee would be a better president than JD. Just imagine his cabinet.
January 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Pee Wee would be a better president than JD. Just imagine his cabinet.
Stay teachable. That one resonates. Happy New Year, David. Thanks for your work.
January 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Stay teachable. That one resonates. Happy New Year, David. Thanks for your work.
It’s gonna be the year of the fire horse in the lunar calendar. I like the sound of that.
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 PM
It’s gonna be the year of the fire horse in the lunar calendar. I like the sound of that.
It’s the day after Christmas. The day that you think to yourself, “Well, I won’t have to do that again for another 364 days.”
December 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
It’s the day after Christmas. The day that you think to yourself, “Well, I won’t have to do that again for another 364 days.”
I embrace this philosophy!
December 26, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I embrace this philosophy!
Would it stop working if I forget to update the software?
December 21, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Would it stop working if I forget to update the software?
I don’t trust her as far as I could throw her, but she’s right about Trump.
December 20, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I don’t trust her as far as I could throw her, but she’s right about Trump.
Well, let’s see. Who do we know in federal government who is wildly vindictive, insanely litigious and completely incompetent?
December 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Well, let’s see. Who do we know in federal government who is wildly vindictive, insanely litigious and completely incompetent?
Is Rubio planning to pivot to a career in stand up comedy? No renuncies a tu trabajo diario, Marco.
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Is Rubio planning to pivot to a career in stand up comedy? No renuncies a tu trabajo diario, Marco.