Hegseth argues for use of Comic Sans on all “War Department” documents, noting it’s “manly in the extreme.”

Per Paul Rudnick:

“Stephen and Katie Miller will be celebrating the holidays as they always do by lip-synching the defendants’ testimony from the Nuremberg Trials.”

And now, a word from Wegner's.

Wait. Kent? Jeff Kent?? Hall of fame?? Roy Kent, for sure. But Jeff?

Maybe I’ve got the wrong Kent.

Just imagine how dangerous this would be if Russia was a competent, functional country and had two rubles to rub together.

The only thing that's saving us is that Russia is poor, sanctioned, largely isolated and economically overextended.

Been living the dream for decades. Sigh.

"All three phases of the game ...."

Live, from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum in Washington, DC, it's The Kennedy Center Honors!!

“If they don’t have a stable government there, if they don’t have a country that can sustain itself and tell us who those individuals are and help us vet them, why should we allow people from that country to come here to the United States?” Noem said.

Because they’re *checks notes* REFUGEES.

JFC.

He looks 2x as big as the interviewer. Is this ... real?

Actual footage of Trump rushing to greet his fans

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Well, there go her chances to get the VP nod.