pdxpratt
@pdxpratt.bsky.social
Exploring the world, but mostly Portland. Opinions are my own. Likes don’t necessarily = agreement, but probably mean I laughed.
Will subbing in The Big Hurt work for me too?
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Will subbing in The Big Hurt work for me too?
Probably didn't see the ball dropping because it was cut off the edge of the screen
January 1, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Probably didn't see the ball dropping because it was cut off the edge of the screen
I have two identical spatulas, but if I'm being honest, I know which is the better of the two.
December 31, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I have two identical spatulas, but if I'm being honest, I know which is the better of the two.
Every time I mistakenly use the joint debit card instead of my (identical) personal debit card, I end up transferring money and providing way too much info on the memo... resulting in far more questions than had I just let the accidental embezzlement lie.
December 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Every time I mistakenly use the joint debit card instead of my (identical) personal debit card, I end up transferring money and providing way too much info on the memo... resulting in far more questions than had I just let the accidental embezzlement lie.
I've never understood dropping someone from your vote when you don't vote the max.
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I've never understood dropping someone from your vote when you don't vote the max.
Better short term QB option- George Plimpton or Sen. Lemon Gogurt?
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Better short term QB option- George Plimpton or Sen. Lemon Gogurt?
Its now your turn to cash in on the War on Christmas grift.
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Its now your turn to cash in on the War on Christmas grift.
I've been in there when a street takeover sprang up outside and added all kinds of war-like sounds to the quiet film I was watching. Love my sketchy home multiplex!
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I've been in there when a street takeover sprang up outside and added all kinds of war-like sounds to the quiet film I was watching. Love my sketchy home multiplex!
Some real "3:30 left in the first half of a 1-16 matchup" energy in this chart.
December 24, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Some real "3:30 left in the first half of a 1-16 matchup" energy in this chart.
[turns chairs around] Sure, Zodiac is just some guy- well, let me tell you about some guy *I* know...
December 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
[turns chairs around] Sure, Zodiac is just some guy- well, let me tell you about some guy *I* know...
One time I found a Mercury dime in my bank's change machine reject slot. That was definitely Dime Time.
December 24, 2025 at 5:03 AM
One time I found a Mercury dime in my bank's change machine reject slot. That was definitely Dime Time.
I really want the name the AI found to be Sleve McDichael.
December 24, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I really want the name the AI found to be Sleve McDichael.
The 43rd Browns QB since 1999: Lacey Chabert
December 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
The 43rd Browns QB since 1999: Lacey Chabert
Pretty much every negative to mid review I saw on Rotten Tomatoes was the same. Such a weak take... even Bob's wokeness has limits in the film (looking at you, Comrade Josh)
December 21, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Pretty much every negative to mid review I saw on Rotten Tomatoes was the same. Such a weak take... even Bob's wokeness has limits in the film (looking at you, Comrade Josh)
Its a suggestion that gets batted down during the Kenneth Parcell era for being too provocative.
December 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Its a suggestion that gets batted down during the Kenneth Parcell era for being too provocative.
The Donald J. Trump and John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.
December 20, 2025 at 12:24 AM
The Donald J. Trump and John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation.
Ho Ho does not respect our borders.
December 18, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Ho Ho does not respect our borders.
He's so close to the mic I think they coated it with whatever they loaded him up on.
December 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
He's so close to the mic I think they coated it with whatever they loaded him up on.
Won't someone please thank me for my attention to this matter???
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Won't someone please thank me for my attention to this matter???
Friendship in a packed theater - the most and loudest I've ever heard a theater laugh. Also- The Substance in a completely empty theater. Phenomenal experience.
December 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Friendship in a packed theater - the most and loudest I've ever heard a theater laugh. Also- The Substance in a completely empty theater. Phenomenal experience.
Remember Biff? He's back- in Poggi form!
December 10, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Remember Biff? He's back- in Poggi form!