@peach-pitz.bsky.social
what is this world where my straight family won’t stop begging me to consume gay hockey smut??
January 21, 2026 at 10:26 PM
what is this world where my straight family won’t stop begging me to consume gay hockey smut??
Sometimes self care is committing to never eating another bloomin onion ever again
January 19, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Sometimes self care is committing to never eating another bloomin onion ever again
Out to dinner with my wife and she said “you’re always done with your Prosecco”
January 15, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Out to dinner with my wife and she said “you’re always done with your Prosecco”
Whats going on with canned tuna and sardines being trendy? I don’t want cutesy drawings of tinned fish on everything!!!!!! Also why not Vienna sausages or spam? Maybe spam is also trendy
January 13, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Whats going on with canned tuna and sardines being trendy? I don’t want cutesy drawings of tinned fish on everything!!!!!! Also why not Vienna sausages or spam? Maybe spam is also trendy
Just woke up from a nightmare that I was playing an improv game and im sweating
January 2, 2026 at 2:12 PM
Just woke up from a nightmare that I was playing an improv game and im sweating
Sometimes growing up is learning how to look yourself in the mirror and say HEY!!!! STOP BEING TOXIC RIGHT NOW!!!!
January 2, 2026 at 10:22 AM
Sometimes growing up is learning how to look yourself in the mirror and say HEY!!!! STOP BEING TOXIC RIGHT NOW!!!!
I don’t like to know a lot of different people at the same time
December 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I don’t like to know a lot of different people at the same time
Having the kind of cramps that, for a second, made me question if it was some sort of “I didn’t know I was pregnant” situation. But im in a sterile woman 4 sterile woman relationship just as god intended
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Having the kind of cramps that, for a second, made me question if it was some sort of “I didn’t know I was pregnant” situation. But im in a sterile woman 4 sterile woman relationship just as god intended
My iPhone screen has been shattered for a year because it doesn’t deserve my respect
December 5, 2025 at 9:03 PM
My iPhone screen has been shattered for a year because it doesn’t deserve my respect
maybe you wish there were more people on this app but I actually prefer screaming into the void and never reading my timeline
December 5, 2025 at 2:02 AM
maybe you wish there were more people on this app but I actually prefer screaming into the void and never reading my timeline
having a cat that only wants to graze all day AND a cat that only wants to steal food is such a huge conflict of interest 😞
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 AM
having a cat that only wants to graze all day AND a cat that only wants to steal food is such a huge conflict of interest 😞
I’m not sure what life is all about but lately im convinced it’s eavesdropping
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I’m not sure what life is all about but lately im convinced it’s eavesdropping
Sitting around working myself up about the hard truth that im surely too late to get a Baja blast pie
November 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Sitting around working myself up about the hard truth that im surely too late to get a Baja blast pie
Grateful for lily allen because otherwise my most played song of the year on tidal was going to be a Tom Sandoval diss track
November 9, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Grateful for lily allen because otherwise my most played song of the year on tidal was going to be a Tom Sandoval diss track
Some things are impossible to avoid: death, taxes, the fact that im about to eat a bunch of chili right now,
November 6, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Some things are impossible to avoid: death, taxes, the fact that im about to eat a bunch of chili right now,
im going to eat a bunch of chili
November 6, 2025 at 8:57 PM
im going to eat a bunch of chili
As a nosy person, im obsessed with west end girl
November 4, 2025 at 5:46 PM
As a nosy person, im obsessed with west end girl
Nothing gets me more excited than a jersey shore reference on a bravo show and also im looking for a therapist if you know anyone good
November 4, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Nothing gets me more excited than a jersey shore reference on a bravo show and also im looking for a therapist if you know anyone good
We have vilified ghosting too much as a society
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
We have vilified ghosting too much as a society
Things have been weird lately and they always have been and they always will be
October 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Things have been weird lately and they always have been and they always will be
I hate vaping but unfortunately if I stop I will die :/
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I hate vaping but unfortunately if I stop I will die :/
Roman’s revenge by Nicki Minaj is a perfect song and then it is absolutely ruined by Eminem’s verse??? Get him off of there. It’s crazy. He’s gross
September 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Roman’s revenge by Nicki Minaj is a perfect song and then it is absolutely ruined by Eminem’s verse??? Get him off of there. It’s crazy. He’s gross
I LOVE when there’s no one on the road and I can just drive so fucking slow
September 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I LOVE when there’s no one on the road and I can just drive so fucking slow
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DONT THINK ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!
September 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONT THINK ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!
DONT THINK ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!
September 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
DONT THINK ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!!