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This is like day 1 of lockdown
July 1, 2023 at 6:48 PM
welp.
July 1, 2023 at 6:09 PM
The duck is back!
April 26, 2023 at 3:17 AM
How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?
April 23, 2023 at 6:08 AM
I used to be good at improv because I had an anxiety disorder, and always managed to channel that frenetic energy on stage into something funny. Now I'm basically cured (100% drug free too) and my game has slipped, a lot. Might need a new approach, or a new hobby.
April 20, 2023 at 5:10 AM
In the IRL version of Universal Paperclips the Drifters win the war
April 20, 2023 at 4:27 AM
Nobody told me that after almost a year of dance lessons I'd be hearing the words "quick" and "slow" in my head all the time
April 19, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Fasting is so good after the suck phase
April 14, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Trying to bring out a waluigi from the duck
🦢 Hiss 😠... So, wat pwobwoem we solving ↔️ now? I am weady to waddle 🦢 in2 action 🎬... Need gr8tr focus 😤... Spwead dem wings 🤗... Bwoing ma supah goosa bwain 🧠... Geese bwuddies str0ng togethuhr 💪... Wowa text 📜 dia... Wot cud go wrong ❎!?
April 13, 2023 at 6:33 PM
Replies are busted on the bird app, or is it just me?
April 13, 2023 at 2:13 AM
TIL I'm a Twitter power user
April 12, 2023 at 3:04 AM
This is a vibe.
April 12, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Hi
April 11, 2023 at 2:07 AM