Hate it when I can feel my heart beat in my foot. How do I make it stop doing that
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Hate it when I can feel my heart beat in my foot. How do I make it stop doing that
I'm an author for I pen posts.
This puts me on the same level as Poe, Homer, or even Moses.
We're all authors in a sense.
This puts me on the same level as Poe, Homer, or even Moses.
We're all authors in a sense.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I'm an author for I pen posts.
This puts me on the same level as Poe, Homer, or even Moses.
We're all authors in a sense.
This puts me on the same level as Poe, Homer, or even Moses.
We're all authors in a sense.
Why do people follow me just admit you're in love with me lmao
November 11, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Why do people follow me just admit you're in love with me lmao
She left me because I liked feet. Maybe this ramen will be better then my fucking useless life.
August 12, 2025 at 1:31 AM
She left me because I liked feet. Maybe this ramen will be better then my fucking useless life.
It's so sad that there are people at risk of hearing what I have to say. Somebodys gotta put a stop to this.
August 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's so sad that there are people at risk of hearing what I have to say. Somebodys gotta put a stop to this.
Playing Face Raiders for the 3DS at a funeral
Really feels like grandma's still with me
Really feels like grandma's still with me
August 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Playing Face Raiders for the 3DS at a funeral
Really feels like grandma's still with me
Really feels like grandma's still with me
Fuck I'm starting to think my sister isn't a lesbian and actually is just good friends with her roommate
July 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Fuck I'm starting to think my sister isn't a lesbian and actually is just good friends with her roommate
My hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon
July 29, 2025 at 2:57 AM
My hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon
I'd never post something that I'd be afraid to show a employer
July 21, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'd never post something that I'd be afraid to show a employer
I was born crying and brother nothing has changed
July 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I was born crying and brother nothing has changed
If nobody else got me I know porn bots got me
July 16, 2025 at 5:48 AM
If nobody else got me I know porn bots got me
Starting to play a multiplayer game years after it came out cause people are like "yeah everybody remembers the great half-elf nerf of 1.8.7"and your sitting there wondering why this near futuristic shooter used to have fucking half-elved
July 16, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Starting to play a multiplayer game years after it came out cause people are like "yeah everybody remembers the great half-elf nerf of 1.8.7"and your sitting there wondering why this near futuristic shooter used to have fucking half-elved
Sometimes I take ms paint yuri and replace one of the girls with Garfield
July 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Sometimes I take ms paint yuri and replace one of the girls with Garfield
I'm starting to think
And that's what concerns me
And that's what concerns me
July 12, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I'm starting to think
And that's what concerns me
And that's what concerns me
What if Hitler had 8 nipples and everybody called him Nippler instead wouldn't that be fucked up
July 12, 2025 at 4:20 AM
What if Hitler had 8 nipples and everybody called him Nippler instead wouldn't that be fucked up
Buying 10,000 Roombas and setting them loose in the woods to make a small ecological disaster
July 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Buying 10,000 Roombas and setting them loose in the woods to make a small ecological disaster
Fuck those scented markers that imply that regular markers don't smell great
July 11, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Fuck those scented markers that imply that regular markers don't smell great
Ooohhhh my tummy is so big and round and full of 10,000 gay wasps
July 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Ooohhhh my tummy is so big and round and full of 10,000 gay wasps
One day I will be internet famous. So famous that people will try to kill me for silly-posting. They will hunt me for my swag.
July 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
One day I will be internet famous. So famous that people will try to kill me for silly-posting. They will hunt me for my swag.
Wtf do you mean I went on a mental health journey? Bitch that was a mental health armed conflict
July 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Wtf do you mean I went on a mental health journey? Bitch that was a mental health armed conflict