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Myrna Tellingheusen
@pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social
3.5K followers 6 following 310 posts
Retired executive secretary for Mr. Stanley Bogenshoots, Senior Vice President at Hughes Aircraft. Living the good life in Southern California. HOA President Vaca Muerta Estates. Loves God.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 1d
Let’s pray for Dolly.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 3d
Wood? I prefer Formica.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 3d
Just sitting around waiting for everything l own to come back in style.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 6d
We should fly the flag at half mast for Jane.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 7d
Never trust a book blurb.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 11d
THE CASHIER BROKE MY PUMPKIN STEM
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 12d
Until things change, all of my jello molds will be jade green.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 12d
If you say “Friyay” l will u-turn out of the room.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 13d
I need to beef up my Grudge Rolodex.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 16d
l WILL NOT BE OUT-AUTUMNALLED.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 18d
Please be quiet. I am burping my Tupperware.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 19d
I’m going to drink enough Lipton until l no longer care.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 20d
Nothing is more exhausting than being cheerful.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 20d
My slacks are stretchier than your slacks.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 21d
Why go people watching when instead you can go people judging?
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 22d
The streets are empty because everyone is recording a podcast.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · 24d
Sorry l haven’t been around, but have you ever tried to take off compression socks?
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · Aug 27
Where have all the frontal lobes gone?
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · Aug 24
Joan utters platitudes directly from Home Goods pillows.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · Aug 23
Watching the news.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · Aug 22
It must be National Grudge Rolodex Day.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · Aug 22
It’s exhausting watching local anchors deliver the news standing up. I don’t need to see their slacks and uncomfortable shoes.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · Aug 20
That man has the heart of a radioactive Walmart shrimp.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · Aug 18
There’s nothing more comforting than color coordinated Pyrex lids.
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Myrna Tellingheusen @pearlsfrommyrna.bsky.social · Aug 17
I’m at the age where l can’t tell if it’s a mosquito or an eye floater.
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