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thinking about the next bonus ep
January 10, 2026 at 4:14 PM
thinking about the next bonus ep
pov: you’re being approached by two con artists
December 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
pov: you’re being approached by two con artists
when i get suspended for 72 hrs, i wont tell anyone but there will be signs.
December 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
when i get suspended for 72 hrs, i wont tell anyone but there will be signs.
lol caught a 3 day time out for saying a bigot should fall down a manhole
December 6, 2025 at 1:46 PM
lol caught a 3 day time out for saying a bigot should fall down a manhole
pretty fucked up 24 hrs but all things considered i’m real goddamn lucky
October 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
pretty fucked up 24 hrs but all things considered i’m real goddamn lucky
the higher the hat, the closer to god
September 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
the higher the hat, the closer to god
keep scrolling, they’re not ready yet.
September 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
keep scrolling, they’re not ready yet.
reports from the home front
August 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
reports from the home front
i didn’t expect to meet my new favorite person two years ago today, but i’m real fucking glad i did. i can’t imagine my life being half as good without her.
August 10, 2025 at 1:07 PM
i didn’t expect to meet my new favorite person two years ago today, but i’m real fucking glad i did. i can’t imagine my life being half as good without her.
the window seat enjoyers have logged on
August 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
the window seat enjoyers have logged on
we’re back on that balatro thing
July 28, 2025 at 10:20 PM
we’re back on that balatro thing
crossposting for no other reason than to remember i have a flashes specif acct
July 28, 2025 at 10:17 PM
crossposting for no other reason than to remember i have a flashes specif acct
the last thing you see before you die
May 25, 2025 at 12:21 PM
the last thing you see before you die
to me this is art
May 13, 2025 at 11:30 AM
to me this is art
americans navigating the work week in 2025
April 15, 2025 at 10:42 AM
americans navigating the work week in 2025
just started a reread of my favorite paul sheldon novel for next month's recording
April 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
just started a reread of my favorite paul sheldon novel for next month's recording
![stop complaining about your life. There are literally people living in [image of us flag]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdjitovotilmoue6icdbrgxu/bafkreibdcqiiv7bjc6effokrykp2me4whpzksjcotskvogobk7yyr77bqq@jpeg)
there are no good mirrors in the office, so i have to sneak selfies in my looking down at my phone and the people in my phone
March 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
there are no good mirrors in the office, so i have to sneak selfies in my looking down at my phone and the people in my phone
need to get the yearly photo soon, so we can keep tracking the goblin’s growth :3
March 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
need to get the yearly photo soon, so we can keep tracking the goblin’s growth :3
a couple of shots of the #bernheimgiants by my better half, from the last big snow thaw.
March 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
a couple of shots of the #bernheimgiants by my better half, from the last big snow thaw.
let’s start this feed right.
March 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
let’s start this feed right.