“Stop complaining about how no one wants you”

Ok, then start wanting me

Abe-fur-ham Lincoln be like: vore score and seven years ago

I need an Italian baddie to dream about me, that’s all

Really breaks my heart to see people sexualizing pokemon. Please don’t do that…

Except for Deoxys that mf SEXYYYY

I love the way my left foot twitches and tingles when it detects hidden knowledge nearby. Never stop learning

The crows outside sound like Paulie Walnuts heh heh heh

I love going to sleep right after drinking a full cup of black coffee because when I wake up I get Wiggles Of The Skin

Opening a chess match with the Divorced Dad Gambit (removes my own Queen from the board)

I’m sorry they were mean to u at work babe, why don’t we go back to my place and we can watch todays livestream of π plays Pokémon? Where on 89 millionth digit and they’re still in Littleroot town with a absurdly over-leveled Sceptile

What if there was a haunted house that was so scary you Shit Bricks and they get added to the house

My cum kinda like this too lowkey

Invtented a new magic system where you can summon Fire Ghouls. But in order to do that you have to drink the bodily fluid of someone whom you love and who loves you back

Hey what’s up Bluesky! Got this new account and I’m so penised to be here. Tescticled, dare I say. Absolutely ballsacked.