I was going to do a choose your own adventure plotline with a bunch of polls and write a long ass story to go with it, but yk. Whatever!!

and even though it’s Christmas, I saw a lot of them online. sooo yeah whatever I guess. cheers to wasting time and effort I suppose 🎉
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yaoimas…

there never is a 25th to my knowledge because you’re supposed to get gifts on Christmas or wtv, so it ends on Christmas Eve

are you trying to romance this woman publicly on blusky
if so, continue, it’s amusing

me as well 🥂🎉

it is indeed a morning. much morning. much wow

advent calendars caused this. we hate advent calendars. BURN ADVENT CALENDARS.

eternal cookie clicking. purgatory of cookies. click. click. click. worship the cookie. be one with the cookie.

sorry, you have to marry chess now. good luck!

oh god. watch out for murderous grandmas

Monster Prom. uhm. I mean I could potentially be completely fine but also potentially not,,, either way I’m not going to get a date to prom

YOU CANT SPELL AUTISM WITHOUT A URINARY TRACT INFECTION???