PeckedByDucks
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Best ideas for 2026? You mean like having views on business fundamentals instead of manically trading Yipit and credit card data?
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media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Best ideas for 2026? You mean like having views on business fundamentals instead of manically trading Yipit and credit card data?
Dad to me growing up: if all your friends jumped off a bridge…
Dad to the group chat now: here’s the ocean water temperature reading from the buoy…
Dad to the group chat now: here’s the ocean water temperature reading from the buoy…
January 1, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Dad to me growing up: if all your friends jumped off a bridge…
Dad to the group chat now: here’s the ocean water temperature reading from the buoy…
Dad to the group chat now: here’s the ocean water temperature reading from the buoy…
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Merry Christmas, everyone!
Cardiff couple invited man in for Christmas, he stayed for 45 years
An arrangement Rob and Dianne Parsons thought would last a few days ended up changing their lives.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 25, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
Housing bulls screaming about a secular supply shortage from a decade of underbuilding meanwhile earnings of the incremental supplier only go down
Lennar earned $19.50/share in 2022. The Wells Fargo housing analyst just cut their 2026 EPS forecast for the company to $6/share.
December 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Housing bulls screaming about a secular supply shortage from a decade of underbuilding meanwhile earnings of the incremental supplier only go down
Wouldn’t be a full year without some guy who desperately needs a win blowing up on an end of December print being long (pick at least one) - cruise, homebuilders, KMX, NKE
Estimates of Lennar's gross profit margins over the next year sank to a new decade+ low -- at some point demand needs to improve or the industry will cut production and jobs more:
December 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Wouldn’t be a full year without some guy who desperately needs a win blowing up on an end of December print being long (pick at least one) - cruise, homebuilders, KMX, NKE
I thought the war on Christmas is over?
December 19, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I thought the war on Christmas is over?
Some of these miss the mark, but “investigating bribery by corporate actors” is a good, minimally partisan starter. *If* it leads to prosecutions, it avoids a repeat of the gigantic hall passes handed out for behavior around the GFC, the consequences of which we are still living with.
I think anyone who is remotely serious about winning the Dem nomination in ‘28 must be ironclad on four points.
1. Abolishing ICE
2. Vigorously prosecuting and all Trump admin criminal acts
3. Razing anything Trump has slapped his name on - on day one
4. Reforming the Supreme Court
1. Abolishing ICE
2. Vigorously prosecuting and all Trump admin criminal acts
3. Razing anything Trump has slapped his name on - on day one
4. Reforming the Supreme Court
December 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Some of these miss the mark, but “investigating bribery by corporate actors” is a good, minimally partisan starter. *If* it leads to prosecutions, it avoids a repeat of the gigantic hall passes handed out for behavior around the GFC, the consequences of which we are still living with.
He’s so close to realizing *they aren’t even his actual opinions* they’re performative vocalizations of what he’s been implicitly trained to say
Bongino saying the quiet--and cynical--part out loud.
In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that.
What a confession.
In other words: I was making money shoveling conspiracy bullshit without having any facts and conning my audience to make a buck. After I leave the FBI, I will get back to that.
What a confession.
December 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
He’s so close to realizing *they aren’t even his actual opinions* they’re performative vocalizations of what he’s been implicitly trained to say
Always so sad to watch people, in-person, choose to witness an event thru their phones
December 5, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Always so sad to watch people, in-person, choose to witness an event thru their phones
They stole Canadian IP? Incredible
December 2, 2025 at 4:48 PM
They stole Canadian IP? Incredible
“Maybe the numbers were off but we drew attention to this and started a conversation about it”
Congrats on spurring on the “they’re eating the pets” discourse on behalf of insecure upper middle class strivers
Congrats on spurring on the “they’re eating the pets” discourse on behalf of insecure upper middle class strivers
This discourse about $140k being a poverty level income is incredibly funny
December 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
“Maybe the numbers were off but we drew attention to this and started a conversation about it”
Congrats on spurring on the “they’re eating the pets” discourse on behalf of insecure upper middle class strivers
Congrats on spurring on the “they’re eating the pets” discourse on behalf of insecure upper middle class strivers
TPUSA’s first act under new management is a partnership with OU to give us the Hawk Tuah girl of fundamentalist Christianity (short may she reign)
Look, there is no way to avoid TPUSA. You can give trolls a C-, B, B+. It won't matter. They can even get an A overall but if you give the feedback the very constructive OU instructor did, you're on the list. The assignment could be 2% of the grade (it might be in that class!). There is no defense.
December 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
TPUSA’s first act under new management is a partnership with OU to give us the Hawk Tuah girl of fundamentalist Christianity (short may she reign)
Salt Bae. There’s a name you mercifully don’t hear much anymore.
December 1, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Salt Bae. There’s a name you mercifully don’t hear much anymore.
Wearing an “IMG Academy [sport]” t shirt on a non-top 25 program campus. Congrats on broadcasting you’re an overprivileged loser.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Wearing an “IMG Academy [sport]” t shirt on a non-top 25 program campus. Congrats on broadcasting you’re an overprivileged loser.
When the @grok queries that require fluffing Elon are coming in fast and furious and you need to pull a 36 hour shift to mechanical Turk them all
November 30, 2025 at 4:17 PM
When the @grok queries that require fluffing Elon are coming in fast and furious and you need to pull a 36 hour shift to mechanical Turk them all
Today’s chapter of “incredible tales in revisionist history”
Elon was the first to call him a pedophile. If you follow him closely and understand him deeply he really hates Trump. He was trying to temper this the crazy cabinet with rationality until the ingrate got rid of him. Elon deserves more credit for what he did he was like that Mattis of this admin.
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Today’s chapter of “incredible tales in revisionist history”
What drives people to share (increasingly unhinged) details of their medical conditions? Your meds mean you have to stay sober, so it’s not that.
November 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
What drives people to share (increasingly unhinged) details of their medical conditions? Your meds mean you have to stay sober, so it’s not that.
This discourse about $140k being a poverty level income is incredibly funny
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
This discourse about $140k being a poverty level income is incredibly funny
A million GPUs running for a million years couldn’t come up with this plot
In case anyone is like me and your first question is "okay how many people live on this island" the answer is 87,000
Gavin Weisenburg, 21, and Tanner Thomas, 20, planned to take over Gonave Island and murder all men on the island, prosecutors alleged. n.pr/4puzyhb
November 24, 2025 at 1:43 AM
A million GPUs running for a million years couldn’t come up with this plot
It took 6.5 Scaramuccis to completely 180 on being the party concerned about political violence
November 21, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It took 6.5 Scaramuccis to completely 180 on being the party concerned about political violence
Muted most of these grifters and malignant clowns, so didn’t realize what a circular firing squad had broken out on the other site. Some might even call it… a Mexican standoff?
November 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Muted most of these grifters and malignant clowns, so didn’t realize what a circular firing squad had broken out on the other site. Some might even call it… a Mexican standoff?
Genuinely torn between the more preferable scenario, a huge and swift crash, or a prolonged grinding selloff
At the risk of running afoul of the new anti-hate speech guidelines, I’m going to step up and say what we’re all thinking anyways: I wish the bitcoin bros lost way more money this weekend
November 16, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Genuinely torn between the more preferable scenario, a huge and swift crash, or a prolonged grinding selloff
On certain Sundays in November
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
It’s hard to convince me these aren’t thinly-traded manipulated markets given the price action:
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
On certain Sundays in November
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
When the bitcoin chart bothers me
I piss patterns in the snow
That make more sense to see
Catholic Church with a generational opportunity to shed 20+ years in the leading position of “organization covering up for pedos”
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
This message from the US Catholic bishops marks “the first time in twelve years the [United States Conference of Catholic Bishops] invoked this particularly urgent way of speaking as a body of bishops.”
“The priority of the Lord, as the Prophets remind us, is for those who are most vulnerable: the widow, the orphan, the poor, and the stranger (Zechariah 7:10).” www.usccb.org/news/2025/us...
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Catholic Church with a generational opportunity to shed 20+ years in the leading position of “organization covering up for pedos”
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1
Still on the Family Feud response board, but playing for pride - not being the knee jerk #1