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old phart - married - broke - inappropriate - nasty attitude - cannot be catfished because I hate everyone
He said his MRI was “perfect”, the best they e ever seen!

That means No More Bone Spurs!

Can we draft him now, give him a rifle, and dump him on a beach in Venezuela?
November 12, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Is he smarter than his uncle? Sane? No brainworms or residual heroin in his bone marrow?
November 12, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Because the worldwide oligarchy wants idiot plebes who will work menial jobs happily for low wages. The bureaucracy needs educated drones, the sons & daughters of the Outer Party, so bureaucrats are paid enough to educate their children. The Inner Party - lives at the top. It’s 1984, in reality.
November 12, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Exactly the description of the Inner Party in Big Brother’s 1984.
November 11, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Seen elsewhere, stolen:

“Please stop posting Kim Davis HATE memes, comments and videos.

“I am exhausted. I cannot keep up Liking or LOLing at all of them.”
November 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Schumer orchestrated “the big cave”. They picked 8 votes that were not at risk in the next two elections. So obvious they should announce it as ‘brilliant strategy’.
November 11, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Urban dictionary: Drubbing

(v) When tiny hands attempt to reach over an obese belly to shake the last drop of pee off of a comically small, mushroom shaped penis and the best they can accomplish is for the middle finger to flip back and forth across the tip.

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November 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Plus several years’ interest on the debt plus the cost of her failed appeals.
November 10, 2025 at 11:05 PM
The only thing you should say to him is: “We’re still married.”
November 10, 2025 at 11:02 PM
🤣😂🤣🤷‍♂️
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Now she has to pay the judgements, legal fees. It could approach ½ mil.

Some sugar daddy is going to snap her right up! (unless she’s already been bought off by some murky christo-fascist conspiracy.)
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Schumer hand-picked the eight votes in a smoke filled back room. All are retiring or not up for re-election.

“Something is Rotten in the Party of Democrat.”
November 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
…. yeah, he’s a vile p.o.s.

So why did Schumer orchestrate a vote to end the shutdown with 7 senators who are retiring or not up for re-election?

“Something is Rotten in the Party of Democrat”
November 10, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I think you are correct.
November 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I wonder if that was negotiated in private in a smoke filled back room. “Okay, we got to end this. We need six ‘safe’ volunteers to vote ‘yes’”
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
After a six year struggle with my county voters’ registration office to get it corrected, I am no longer a “registered democrat”. My registration now shows, “Unaffiliated”. It could not come at a better time.

“A POX on both your Houses!”
November 10, 2025 at 1:37 PM
I am not a Bible scholar so I read Matthew 5 through 7. It is a lot of words, good words, great words, maybe some of the best words ever spoken.

While I was reading, a big strong man with tears in his eyes came up to me and said, “thank you. thank you for reading these words”.

Why “no.words”?
November 9, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Don’t give him any ideas. He’ll just figure out new ways to steal from the Treasury or more devious ways to extort the real billionaires.
November 9, 2025 at 2:26 PM
You’re still reading the WaPo!? Why?
November 8, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh good. Yeah sure, because unrestrained, unregulated Capitalism has been so successful in eliminating poverty, homelessness, and death by preventable disease.

(ps. Satire, Irony, thinly veiled flip-the-money-changers’-tables-in-the-temple Rage.)
November 8, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Before & after
November 7, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I feel sorry for- sincere empathy - for any woman who has to go out into the world every day looking as if she’s being regularly beaten by a violent drunk boyfriend. And - it seems - she keeps going back for more.
November 7, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I predict the price of ketchup futures is going to rise, also, cleaning supplies.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Yet the Constitution requires Due Process before stripping any person of a legal right, such as the 2nd Amendment right to keep and bear arms.

I understand the emotional response to scary black “weapons of war”, but I still don’t understand how Red Flag laws can simply bypass Constitutional rights
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Rumor mill says there are photos of Trump with underage girls, children!, in the Epstein Files.

I would guess that a “catastrophic unexpected uncontrollable fire” will hit the building holding the Epstein Files long before they are released.
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM