hahahahaha

We have a cat who does the same when we scratch his eyeballs. We call it his "purrogenous" zone.

I lived in NJ from age 14-29 and I have said the same over the last 10 years. When he first came on the scene as a serious candidate, I said, "That guy? He's a womanizer and mobbed up to his eyeballs. Surely not."

I love this euphemism.

They are not hoarding it - they are stealing it in the form of low wages, tax benefits, kickbacks, etc.

I also loved The Drawing of the Three. Such an amazing novel. I never got past the 3rd one either.

This definitely needs to be some Resistance Mad Libs.

If that policy does not come with actual consequences that schools can enact when students break this rule, then this act is largely performative.

There is no reasoning with these people. Resistance is the only option. Complacence is futile.

I was just at a local library on Monday to take my son for his tutoring session. There were about 5 other tutoring sessions going on at the same time. It's wonderful to have such a nice safe space for that.

I buy fewer things than I did a few months ago. I am not perfect.

Many of then won't, but I have already.

I've had "I wish a motherfucker would" energy since November 5th.

Try a comma between "about" and "and" for better grammar. Also, "your delusions" and "you don't know anything real" is a bit redundant. You don't need both phrases. However, nice use of the proper "you're." Love your sympathy at the end!