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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 1d

Clearly the answer is to build more shelves.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 2d

I love my fiance Amy

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 5d

Shocking that Language Roulette is only good for creating an endless pile of garbage when in its very design is a mandate to lie and make things up instead of saying "I don't know"

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 5d

Is it the device, or is it you?

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The Gabriel Effect - Penny Arcade

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 5d

They wanted the IP. They got everything. It's the cost of late stage capitalism that everything will consolidate. In the end, even the guillotine will be from the Disney store.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 5d

It's technical. It doesn't make sense for them to have multiple streaming platforms as the keep on the backend is enormous. Keeping ESPN separate makes sense for a sale in the future, but tv and movies? Put them all in one place.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 7d

The Eyrewood is real, it just isn't here.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 9d

A shoebox? Decadence.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 9d

Sir, how dare you utter such a vile accuracy.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 10d

Why are you choosing to be as useless as a marzipan dildo? How is it possible to be this unaware without missing large pieces of your brain?

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 11d

White Castle is fucking mid.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 12d

Is it a System to buy 40 identical pairs of socks so that you never have to match them after doing laundry?

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 12d

Somebody used the phrase "Christmas in September" and the parade flashed in my head.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 13d

I disagree. Surely the larger horror comes from the struggling, the doing everything possible, everything right, only to die anyway. Inevitability.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 16d

I mean, they were *creating* the paperwork. "I own this, I own this, here is my paper proving it...no, yours don't count, they aren't English."

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 17d

Divine Pre-Boarding.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 18d

They could have increased the salary minimum, which would mean better wages for US workers in those areas. Instead it's a "fee" that no doubt gets waived if you pledge fealty.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 19d

Ask anyway. They may let you go month to month until they find someone.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 20d

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera .

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 23d

Soon...

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 25d

All I isn't think for legitimacy is that it's a preservative allergy? But a dollar bet on "bougie as fuck" is more likely winner.

Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26d

You are one of three things: a useful idiot, an enemy, or disposable. That's the Trump lens through which people are viewed.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 26d

Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?

TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26d

a man applauds with the #schitts creek logo behind him

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26d

the man is wearing a suit and tie and clapping his hands .

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Pedroasani @pedroasani.com · 26d

Btw, plex breach. Roll your password.

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