Pedro Sampaio
@pedroassociation.bsky.social
Unknown Standup Comedian
This website would be way more popular if the logo didn’t look like a stripper’s tattoo.
February 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This website would be way more popular if the logo didn’t look like a stripper’s tattoo.
I can’t believe I just mixed up 3 Doors Down with Matchbox20. They’re totally different bands…
March 6, 2024 at 5:57 PM
I can’t believe I just mixed up 3 Doors Down with Matchbox20. They’re totally different bands…
Me seeing Saint Valentine’s Day posts:
“OH LOOK WHO’S RELIGIOUS NOW!!!!”
“OH LOOK WHO’S RELIGIOUS NOW!!!!”
February 14, 2024 at 11:53 PM
Me seeing Saint Valentine’s Day posts:
“OH LOOK WHO’S RELIGIOUS NOW!!!!”
“OH LOOK WHO’S RELIGIOUS NOW!!!!”
Whoever wins or loses the #SuperBowl remember, it’s made up.
February 12, 2024 at 3:25 AM
Whoever wins or loses the #SuperBowl remember, it’s made up.
My wife just complained I've been ignoring her all week. The reality is she has COVID.
February 11, 2024 at 4:35 PM
My wife just complained I've been ignoring her all week. The reality is she has COVID.
I’m very pleased by the fact that now we have 4 Twitters
February 11, 2024 at 1:23 AM
I’m very pleased by the fact that now we have 4 Twitters
I thought The Home Depot sold hardware, but once I went to one of their stores and I realized they sell a feeling. The feeling that you're alone in the world and nobody will help you.
February 10, 2024 at 10:02 PM
I thought The Home Depot sold hardware, but once I went to one of their stores and I realized they sell a feeling. The feeling that you're alone in the world and nobody will help you.
It sucks that my phone only has the settings "Do Not Disturb" or "Ruin My Life"
February 10, 2024 at 7:28 PM
It sucks that my phone only has the settings "Do Not Disturb" or "Ruin My Life"