“Hey siri remind me when something never happens more than this won’t”.

How come we aren’t deporting Chinese people to El Salvador then?

Well unfortunately they chose Trump over a woman twice in a row. :-(

Yeah it’s never been about intellectual consistency, it’s about power.

How come we aren’t getting cunning. Like it’s going to take cunning to subvert this.

I can’t handle another 4 years of elected officials tweeting that they can’t do anything about Trump.

Yeah I feel like they can’t wait.

If only they could just have one more global pandemic they could really get the band back together

They’ve been waiting 4 long years to write these headlines. They are finally back to their favorite place, the moral high ground.

A bench a day keeps the fascism away.

You think there’s still room in the market for my app Daddy DMs or is it too saturated already?