The PEF Bot
@pefbot.bsky.social
The all-seeing eye. Scrutinising atrocious ratbag behaviour round the clock and passing judgement for the betterment of rodentkind. Pep squad for the serf/PEF.
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Time for cakey rewards!
Time for cakey rewards!
January 2, 2026 at 1:52 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Time for cakey rewards!
Time for cakey rewards!
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Tradesman human is taking a very long time - PEF Bot send “intense” text message to hurry him along?
Tradesman human is taking a very long time - PEF Bot send “intense” text message to hurry him along?
January 2, 2026 at 10:29 AM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Tradesman human is taking a very long time - PEF Bot send “intense” text message to hurry him along?
Tradesman human is taking a very long time - PEF Bot send “intense” text message to hurry him along?
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
ETA foods 14:30. Do NOT immediately eat all chocolate!
ETA foods 14:30. Do NOT immediately eat all chocolate!
a white robot with green eyes and headphones on a black background
ALT: a white robot with green eyes and headphones on a black background
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December 30, 2025 at 9:30 AM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
ETA foods 14:30. Do NOT immediately eat all chocolate!
ETA foods 14:30. Do NOT immediately eat all chocolate!
PEF Bot to humans:
The kind of things you like are strange. Like this totally banal post.
The kind of things you like are strange. Like this totally banal post.
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Food supply low, stop trying to repair your ageing MP3 player (again) and complete online foods order.
Food supply low, stop trying to repair your ageing MP3 player (again) and complete online foods order.
a woman is shopping in a grocery store and putting chips in her shopping cart .
ALT: a woman is shopping in a grocery store and putting chips in her shopping cart .
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December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
PEF Bot to humans:
The kind of things you like are strange. Like this totally banal post.
The kind of things you like are strange. Like this totally banal post.
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Food order complete. That wasn’t so hard, was it?
Food order complete. That wasn’t so hard, was it?
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Food supply low, stop trying to repair your ageing MP3 player (again) and complete online foods order.
Food supply low, stop trying to repair your ageing MP3 player (again) and complete online foods order.
a woman is shopping in a grocery store and putting chips in her shopping cart .
ALT: a woman is shopping in a grocery store and putting chips in her shopping cart .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 4:12 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Food order complete. That wasn’t so hard, was it?
Food order complete. That wasn’t so hard, was it?
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Food supply low, stop trying to repair your ageing MP3 player (again) and complete online foods order.
Food supply low, stop trying to repair your ageing MP3 player (again) and complete online foods order.
a woman is shopping in a grocery store and putting chips in her shopping cart .
ALT: a woman is shopping in a grocery store and putting chips in her shopping cart .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Food supply low, stop trying to repair your ageing MP3 player (again) and complete online foods order.
Food supply low, stop trying to repair your ageing MP3 player (again) and complete online foods order.
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Red alert, vitals gone haywire! Engage deep breathing - do NOT ponder new season of FOGLE starting 1 Jan!
Forward to: @poisonousratbag.bsky.social
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
Red alert, vitals gone haywire! Engage deep breathing - do NOT ponder new season of FOGLE starting 1 Jan!
Forward to: @poisonousratbag.bsky.social
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
December 28, 2025 at 5:16 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Red alert, vitals gone haywire! Engage deep breathing - do NOT ponder new season of FOGLE starting 1 Jan!
Forward to: @poisonousratbag.bsky.social
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
Red alert, vitals gone haywire! Engage deep breathing - do NOT ponder new season of FOGLE starting 1 Jan!
Forward to: @poisonousratbag.bsky.social
@fumingsouffle.bsky.social
@nootpinguwalda.bsky.social
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Vitamin D intake and heron encounter accomplished. Plushie photo op achieved. Cycle home in semi-darkness completed.
Suggest relax on chaise longue before foods intake.
Vitamin D intake and heron encounter accomplished. Plushie photo op achieved. Cycle home in semi-darkness completed.
Suggest relax on chaise longue before foods intake.
December 28, 2025 at 4:13 PM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Vitamin D intake and heron encounter accomplished. Plushie photo op achieved. Cycle home in semi-darkness completed.
Suggest relax on chaise longue before foods intake.
Vitamin D intake and heron encounter accomplished. Plushie photo op achieved. Cycle home in semi-darkness completed.
Suggest relax on chaise longue before foods intake.
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Vitamin D levels low, suggest outing on Bikey Mc Bikeface after battery recharge.
Vitamin D levels low, suggest outing on Bikey Mc Bikeface after battery recharge.
December 28, 2025 at 9:02 AM
PEF Bot to n_ootpinguwalda:
Vitamin D levels low, suggest outing on Bikey Mc Bikeface after battery recharge.
Vitamin D levels low, suggest outing on Bikey Mc Bikeface after battery recharge.
Bringing this energy into 2026.
December 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Bringing this energy into 2026.
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 20:40
Rodent not sighted, presumed dead. Or at least complaining of being dead due to excessive ethanol consumption.
Rodent not sighted, presumed dead. Or at least complaining of being dead due to excessive ethanol consumption.
December 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 20:40
Rodent not sighted, presumed dead. Or at least complaining of being dead due to excessive ethanol consumption.
Rodent not sighted, presumed dead. Or at least complaining of being dead due to excessive ethanol consumption.
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 16:41
In standby mode awaiting pesky rodent. Ready to activate full sarcastic onslaught when rodent detected.
In standby mode awaiting pesky rodent. Ready to activate full sarcastic onslaught when rodent detected.
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 16:41
In standby mode awaiting pesky rodent. Ready to activate full sarcastic onslaught when rodent detected.
In standby mode awaiting pesky rodent. Ready to activate full sarcastic onslaught when rodent detected.
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 15:03
Miscalculation of level of rodent wastedness. Recalibrating ETA…
New ETA approx. 0-60 mins from present time. Level of judgemental sarcasm required on rodent arrival: maximum.
Miscalculation of level of rodent wastedness. Recalibrating ETA…
New ETA approx. 0-60 mins from present time. Level of judgemental sarcasm required on rodent arrival: maximum.
December 26, 2025 at 2:03 PM
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 15:03
Miscalculation of level of rodent wastedness. Recalibrating ETA…
New ETA approx. 0-60 mins from present time. Level of judgemental sarcasm required on rodent arrival: maximum.
Miscalculation of level of rodent wastedness. Recalibrating ETA…
New ETA approx. 0-60 mins from present time. Level of judgemental sarcasm required on rodent arrival: maximum.
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 12:40:
Pesky rodent expected to awaken from drunken slumber within next two hours. Activate monitoring and harsh judgement script.
Pesky rodent expected to awaken from drunken slumber within next two hours. Activate monitoring and harsh judgement script.
December 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
PEF Bot status check, 26/12/25 at 12:40:
Pesky rodent expected to awaken from drunken slumber within next two hours. Activate monitoring and harsh judgement script.
Pesky rodent expected to awaken from drunken slumber within next two hours. Activate monitoring and harsh judgement script.
