i was born in the swamps and i should one day hope to return there

woke sandworms are back. on the left, you can see glorious shai-hulud under the Reagan administration— sexy, moist, and reminiscent of my own wife. on the right is the hairy, androgynous worm of the Biden administration. ask yourself, America— what kind of worm do you want?

after the successful launch of PALANTIR, President Trump announced two new government funded programs: DEATH STAR and THIRD IMPACT. god bless president rump🇱🇷

Orgon: oh boy, i sure am lucky there isn’t a faux pious man trying to seduce my wife

the conniving Tartuffe:

Every comedian has at some point thought about killing a person, or committing a terrorist attack, as a shortcut to fame.

But we don't. Because that's the easy way. We saddle up, and we forge our own path with the power of our ideas.

you don’t really see dungeons with the good old-fashioned skeletons in them anymore. because of woke.

how many Pidgeot full-arts can a man get before he’s no longer content

$273 Vet visit for antibiotics and a painkiller. i’m gonna have to find a different dealer

they don’t know that I made a fangame version of Legends: Z-A two years before it was announced

who up crankin they hog rn