mythbusters
@pelvis.bsky.social
Wind power is the solution to our energy crisis.
I’ll have the poached pears in red wine plus a squatty potty or footstool to change my defecation angle
January 7, 2026 at 8:54 PM
I’ll have the poached pears in red wine plus a squatty potty or footstool to change my defecation angle
Save your pepper spray, kick the pug
January 2, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Save your pepper spray, kick the pug
Loose sheets make me dry heave
December 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Loose sheets make me dry heave
The Holidays is a time to be thankful my anus doesn’t have tastebuds tonight
December 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
The Holidays is a time to be thankful my anus doesn’t have tastebuds tonight
The dirtier the floors the better the meat tastes.
December 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
The dirtier the floors the better the meat tastes.
Find your nearest mean person and spray the soup at them
December 24, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Find your nearest mean person and spray the soup at them
Grape nuts and emptiness
December 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
Grape nuts and emptiness
The wind turbine is simply a big white reminder that the atmosphere has hobbies
December 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
The wind turbine is simply a big white reminder that the atmosphere has hobbies
inflammation? injury? insect sting?
pistol squats?
pistol squats?
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
inflammation? injury? insect sting?
pistol squats?
pistol squats?
Whether you’ve developed a Pavlovian association strong enough that your gut now anticipates James Taylor or not, it’s none of my business.
December 18, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Whether you’ve developed a Pavlovian association strong enough that your gut now anticipates James Taylor or not, it’s none of my business.
A slide, Pubes, razor blades -- we’re in business
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A slide, Pubes, razor blades -- we’re in business
My son, you will be the first bastard researcher to bring systems thinking to the anal gland space. Your name will echo through the halls of colorectal research for generations.
December 17, 2025 at 6:19 AM
My son, you will be the first bastard researcher to bring systems thinking to the anal gland space. Your name will echo through the halls of colorectal research for generations.
Get to fartin or get to bloatin
December 17, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Get to fartin or get to bloatin
Flotation is not a crime
- Sir or Madam
- Sir or Madam
December 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Flotation is not a crime
- Sir or Madam
- Sir or Madam
Hey Siri google bowel evisceration
December 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Hey Siri google bowel evisceration
So cheeked up they feed me ozempic in cheese like a cat
December 10, 2025 at 9:53 PM
So cheeked up they feed me ozempic in cheese like a cat
Dogs are too much responsibility; I will continue to care for these binoculars in stead
December 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Dogs are too much responsibility; I will continue to care for these binoculars in stead
Everybody in the room seems to be aware that he has that cream on his hands from the start. 🍸
December 7, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Everybody in the room seems to be aware that he has that cream on his hands from the start. 🍸
Treat my furry tail like a biscotti?
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Treat my furry tail like a biscotti?
Automated hot mops are rage bait because they don’t stay hot for long enough.
November 30, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Automated hot mops are rage bait because they don’t stay hot for long enough.
Soft launching new behaviors this week
November 23, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Soft launching new behaviors this week
Ten tricks to make your man cumming
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Ten tricks to make your man cumming
How did you land on hiring an 8-year-old for transcription work?
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
How did you land on hiring an 8-year-old for transcription work?
Sometimes it’s fun to trick into your bed that you’re having sex in it.
November 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Sometimes it’s fun to trick into your bed that you’re having sex in it.
I am Aaron and my asshole is a anus
November 11, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I am Aaron and my asshole is a anus