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Is that a weather report or a health update?
January 10, 2026 at 12:16 AM
If anyone is standing near an ICE vehicle and is afraid for their safety, does the same "shoot for the face" logic apply?
January 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
She was just trying to get a head
January 8, 2026 at 9:50 AM
You are mistaken if you think all mechanical keyboards are "decent".
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 PM
You are partially correct. It makes a difference. The "difference" is that I've used one and will say I prefer not to use them.

But that it probably due to my having worked in IT long enough to not get attached to bespoke keyboards or mice. I switch between laptops and desktops too regularly.
January 7, 2026 at 12:49 PM
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 AM
While standing on the top bed of a set of bunk beds, I rested my hand on the top corner of an open door. When someone started to close the door, I opted to swing on the door, hitting the thin edge of the door with enough force to have the latch pierce the skin on my belly.
January 6, 2026 at 2:20 AM
His lawyer was engaged with a no win, no brie agreement.
January 4, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Kristi Noem shot the horse
January 4, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Kristi Noem shot the horse.
January 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Why Are You Still Here Charles Haden Savage GIF
ALT: Why Are You Still Here Charles Haden Savage GIF
media.tenor.com
January 4, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Unplug your TV, for your country.
January 4, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Has anyone asked the Australian Cricket team?
January 4, 2026 at 12:07 AM
What do the Baileys have to say about this?
January 4, 2026 at 12:00 AM
They must have missed the announcement that mail votes will no longer get a post mark, reducing the possibility of them being counted.
January 3, 2026 at 11:08 PM
They are waiting for the construction of a reenforced lectern, to support the fist pounding that will be required to make her rage known.
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM