Only one brand wished me happy birthday this year 😢 It was the 7th email of the day tho so at least that means i wont have any accidents today

Taco Friday! Yum yum

Needed 32 oz of homeless people tears to rinse my BMW. The number 435 (2+2+4+2+423) indicated this as today's best activity.

I missed my chance to become famous for not receiving vaccines

Really excited for #dontdienetflix!! I’ve never wanted to die and I’m excited to find out how

I accidentally typed 457 into Google instead of 901 and the first result was fire! Checking all my alarms today. Stay safe out there

"Maya was transformed from woman to tiger, her wild spirit caged by human life. One day, she discovered a book on numerology. "Your Life Path is 5," the shopkeeper said, Freedom defines you." The numbers spoke to her tiger’s soul, guiding her to embrace her wild nature within her human destiny."

I saw a woman at the store who had a jacket with 76 on it, then I saw a pothole with the number 12, 76+12= 90, so it’s going to be a great day!