peneplain
@peneplain.bsky.social
666 with a princess streak. Portland OR
Didn’t we vote for a real police accountability board? Is that still a thing?
December 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Didn’t we vote for a real police accountability board? Is that still a thing?
I’m sure this is a joke post, but just in case it’s not, here’s the actual size of Ukraine compared to the US.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I’m sure this is a joke post, but just in case it’s not, here’s the actual size of Ukraine compared to the US.
Franklin D Roosevelt and Winston Churchill, I believe.
October 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Franklin D Roosevelt and Winston Churchill, I believe.
Portlander here. It’s so dangerous on the streets that I have to take two edibles to survive my nightly walks to get plant based ice cream.
October 9, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Portlander here. It’s so dangerous on the streets that I have to take two edibles to survive my nightly walks to get plant based ice cream.
Are you fucking serious?
September 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Are you fucking serious?
Omg this flag is like that dream you have between snoozed alarms 🤭🤭
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Omg this flag is like that dream you have between snoozed alarms 🤭🤭
Unsurprising, they always cave.
August 1, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Unsurprising, they always cave.
That’s the opening line of a serial killer 🥵🔥
April 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
That’s the opening line of a serial killer 🥵🔥
Why do they all look like this?
March 28, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Why do they all look like this?
I’d pay extra for this OnlyFans subscription 🥵🔥
March 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
I’d pay extra for this OnlyFans subscription 🥵🔥
Yum! We never have molasses around because I’ll take shots of it till it’s gone. Same for maple syrup. But cookies are good too 😉
March 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Yum! We never have molasses around because I’ll take shots of it till it’s gone. Same for maple syrup. But cookies are good too 😉
Hadn’t had one since 2011? Yet continues to be reelected?
March 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hadn’t had one since 2011? Yet continues to be reelected?
Maybe they can eat their MAGA hats for food and wrap themselves in their MAGA flags for warmth.
March 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Maybe they can eat their MAGA hats for food and wrap themselves in their MAGA flags for warmth.
Ok those lashes are 🔥🔥. I need those cause I’m working with the bare minimum over here and a mildly dusty room can take me out.
March 11, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Ok those lashes are 🔥🔥. I need those cause I’m working with the bare minimum over here and a mildly dusty room can take me out.
WAT
I’m 48 and these movies drove this little gay kid into the sciences and I NEVER knew this.
I’m 48 and these movies drove this little gay kid into the sciences and I NEVER knew this.
March 7, 2025 at 4:27 PM
WAT
I’m 48 and these movies drove this little gay kid into the sciences and I NEVER knew this.
I’m 48 and these movies drove this little gay kid into the sciences and I NEVER knew this.
Bless their poor conservative hearts. Have some dirty root vegetables, Bubba.
March 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Bless their poor conservative hearts. Have some dirty root vegetables, Bubba.
Where is your under the desk service staff?
March 4, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Where is your under the desk service staff?
And they will vote for him again.
March 1, 2025 at 11:00 PM
And they will vote for him again.