Penn
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I slowly make bad decisions before coffee. After, though? I make them faster 😎
December 17, 2025 at 3:18 AM
I slowly make bad decisions before coffee. After, though? I make them faster 😎
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who gave her coffee
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 PM
who gave her coffee
Just imagine if P=NP. You could deterministically find the worst posts in polynomial time instead of exponentially scrolling through my timeline #compsci
December 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Just imagine if P=NP. You could deterministically find the worst posts in polynomial time instead of exponentially scrolling through my timeline #compsci
Adult braces rule. Everyone thinks I got kicked in the teeth fighting Baddies, and not that I spent a lifetime ignoring my misaligned mouth bones
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Adult braces rule. Everyone thinks I got kicked in the teeth fighting Baddies, and not that I spent a lifetime ignoring my misaligned mouth bones
Forget Facebook, the only Meta I want in my feed is Metamucil
[ages two decades in a single post]
[ages two decades in a single post]
December 9, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Forget Facebook, the only Meta I want in my feed is Metamucil
[ages two decades in a single post]
[ages two decades in a single post]
Five Tips I Learned at #MFF2025:
1) Start each day with a good breakfast, even if it means taking an uber
2) Water is your friend: hydrate and shower
3) Set a budget for dealers den
4) Azathoth watches from the Center of Infinity and it induces madness to comprehend the Outer Gods
5) Bring stickers!
1) Start each day with a good breakfast, even if it means taking an uber
2) Water is your friend: hydrate and shower
3) Set a budget for dealers den
4) Azathoth watches from the Center of Infinity and it induces madness to comprehend the Outer Gods
5) Bring stickers!
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Five Tips I Learned at #MFF2025:
1) Start each day with a good breakfast, even if it means taking an uber
2) Water is your friend: hydrate and shower
3) Set a budget for dealers den
4) Azathoth watches from the Center of Infinity and it induces madness to comprehend the Outer Gods
5) Bring stickers!
1) Start each day with a good breakfast, even if it means taking an uber
2) Water is your friend: hydrate and shower
3) Set a budget for dealers den
4) Azathoth watches from the Center of Infinity and it induces madness to comprehend the Outer Gods
5) Bring stickers!
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" he said, seven coffee deep and still grumpfy
December 9, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee" he said, seven coffee deep and still grumpfy
I hate people who clap when the plane lands - have some class. I formally bow and throw a bouquet of roses into the turbine
December 9, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I hate people who clap when the plane lands - have some class. I formally bow and throw a bouquet of roses into the turbine
Terrible sports crowd here. I’ve been cheering for an hour straight and trying to get a wave going, but all I get is angry looks from other people on the plane
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Terrible sports crowd here. I’ve been cheering for an hour straight and trying to get a wave going, but all I get is angry looks from other people on the plane
In retrospect, reading Les Misérables in elementary school was A Choice
December 8, 2025 at 9:35 PM
In retrospect, reading Les Misérables in elementary school was A Choice
They only weigh your checked luggage, right? [me, smuggling eight thousand billion tons of neutrons in my carry-on]
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
They only weigh your checked luggage, right? [me, smuggling eight thousand billion tons of neutrons in my carry-on]
On how my permavore OC reframes the societal impact of Alexander the Great’s Egyptian conquest:
Thread [1 / 765]
Thread [1 / 765]
December 8, 2025 at 7:32 PM
On how my permavore OC reframes the societal impact of Alexander the Great’s Egyptian conquest:
Thread [1 / 765]
Thread [1 / 765]
Spirit Airlines: I swear if y’all throw another haymaker, I’m turning this plane around
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Spirit Airlines: I swear if y’all throw another haymaker, I’m turning this plane around
Spirit Airlines: Don’t You Dare Talk to Us. Just Don’t
December 8, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Spirit Airlines: Don’t You Dare Talk to Us. Just Don’t
No matter how much things change, it’s comforting to have one constant in my life: Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out absolutely destroying my body
December 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
No matter how much things change, it’s comforting to have one constant in my life: Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out absolutely destroying my body
Spirit Airlines: We put the hospital in hospitality
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Spirit Airlines: We put the hospital in hospitality
Spirit Airlines: Where the only thing complementary is the fist fights
December 3, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Spirit Airlines: Where the only thing complementary is the fist fights
Day 43 of waiting to disembark at O’Hare: Social order has broken down. The First Classers have torn themselves apart, and the Cabin Tribe refuses to communicate with outsiders. Business Class is on the clock and just vibing
December 3, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Day 43 of waiting to disembark at O’Hare: Social order has broken down. The First Classers have torn themselves apart, and the Cabin Tribe refuses to communicate with outsiders. Business Class is on the clock and just vibing
There’s something so funny about planes driving on bridges. Like buddy, cars can only dream of your vertical, take off
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
There’s something so funny about planes driving on bridges. Like buddy, cars can only dream of your vertical, take off
I swear, if there is a single unstickered surface after #MFF, I am disappoint. Art is by the amazing @halybs.bsky.social, and I added some shading to give the stickers a little pop
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
I swear, if there is a single unstickered surface after #MFF, I am disappoint. Art is by the amazing @halybs.bsky.social, and I added some shading to give the stickers a little pop
Hot Take: Raisins were a mistake. Nature intended for grapes to remain juicy, and only the hubris of man would defy such a fruit
October 26, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Hot Take: Raisins were a mistake. Nature intended for grapes to remain juicy, and only the hubris of man would defy such a fruit