Well, many of the artistic interpretations are not completely un-gay either. One of my favourite statues.

You've just died.
The 6th picture in your phone gallery is what killed you. NO CHEATING!

Kier, your makeup is running.

I particularly liked the line in your Today interview noting "That's why I've gone out to look at schemes where businesses are supporting people back into work from long-term sickness."

Pure comedy.

Conversations like these are the reason I have a copy of this on my bookshelf:

Their info page notes that they are owned by Bailey Nash-Gardner (no editorial input, they say) who works for a Conservative MP and is a member of Young Conservatives. Safe source, then :D