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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 6d

"OK, we've got nothing to brag about on quality or price, so what's our selling point?"
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"Well, if you're standing right outside..."

Sandwich board reading "the closest dentist in the world"

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 10d

Columbo: Boy, I think it's just marvelous what you do with these suits.

The Finest Tailor on Savile Row: Thank you, lieutenant.

Columbo: There is just one thing that's bothering me though...

Tailor: *cuts his own tie off, trousers fall down, shirt catches fire, crashes through window*

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 10d

All I'm saying is, if I was better at chess and worse at not killing people, my game would suffer 1,000 elo at most. I'm not slipping on a banana skin and landing on a rake.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 10d

In this Columbo ep, he hassles a chess champ enough for the guy to lose one of his 10 simultaneous games. Fair enough, happens to the best of us when we done a bad murder.

On closer inspection though, he lost in 2 moves, the literal worst moves possible in chess, and a comedy own-goal.

Screen grab of the brief view we get of the board, showing white in checkmate after only 2 moves.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 10d

My strapline is answering a lot of questions already answered by my headline.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 10d

And yet there's something he's not telling us...

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Duncan Robson @duncanrobson.com · 15d

For sale:

Steam screenshot. Baby Steps, Neva and Sworn at discounted prices.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 16d

Ever wake up and dice a whole bird's eye chilli into your hot chocolate?

If not, I may have discovered why not.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 18d

Oh rip to Frodo but you'd resist the Nazgul? Join the club. Call me when you can finish filing your nails after a kitten puts their paw on your arm to let you know they'd like to bat that thing around your apartment for the rest of the day.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 18d

Don't give me the One Ring cos if either of my cats reaches out to me with a paw, all logic leaves my brain and I give them whatever I'm holding.

Similar guidance applies to firearms.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 22d

Aw! 🧡
Lovely to be working with you, and even lovelier to have a scapegoat if we screw up the next game.

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Graham Smith @grahamsmith.bsky.social · 22d

I started my new job last month: I'm now studio manager/producer at Suspicious Developments, the team responsible for Tactical Breach Wizards, Heat Signature and Gunpoint!

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · 28d

Bazaar update: everyone started beating me and now I hate it. Time for a design analysis!
youtu.be/_cwTHqTZuq0 .

The Bazaar: the highs and lows of fighting other players' builds

YouTube video by Tom Francis

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · Sep 5

Increasingly think a lot of the things that didn't kill me made me weaker.

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Simon HB @norock.bsky.social · Aug 31

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · Aug 31

Yeah, I can imagine that'll be a prob for me eventually. I think it's lowballing me on what builds I fight atm - I beat every player but sometimes lose to the medium monsters.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · Aug 31

Finally starting to click with The Bazaar. There was really no stopping this build once I screwed a Silencer onto my Dog.

Screenshot from a game called The Bazaar, showing a victory screen with my loadout, which includes a Dog and a Silencer.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · Aug 30

When I first noticed how much of the strawberry's tassels Beth was gnawing off and swallowing, I hid it, and twice they heisted it back in the night, through closed draws and tied bags.

I now keep it in a floodproof, fireproof document box they've yet to crack.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · Aug 30

The scamps both turned 2 today. They have no concept of why they got their favourite stinky fish treats or were allowed to play with The Forbidden Strawberry (a beloved choking hazard I have to watch them closely with) - but they had a lovely time.

My kittens Beth (black short hair) and Jess (tabby and fluffy), at arbitrary rotations.

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Tactical Breach Wizards @breachwizards.bsky.social · Aug 22

Folks on the mailing list will also be getting a little something soon, so if you're not signed up yet, do so here: www.suspiciousdevelopments.com/mail/ .

The Suspicious Developments Mailing List

www.suspiciousdevelopments.com

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Tactical Breach Wizards @breachwizards.bsky.social · Aug 22

Tactical Breach Wizards is a year old today! To celebrate, we're rewinding the whole last year to see if it can be done better or if it's just a bullshit level.

In the meantime, we're 25% off til Monday! store.steampowered.com/app/1043810/... .

Save 25% on Tactical Breach Wizards on Steam

In Tactical Breach Wizards, you lead a team of renegade wizards in kevlar through turn-based battles to unravel a modern conspiracy plot. Combine their unique spells in clever ways, or rewind time to ...

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J. Thomas @nullspeak.bsky.social · Aug 20

The box opens! Our next game is The Killing Stone, and you won't have to wait overly long on this one...

On that note, wishlists welcome as always, friends.

store.steampowered.com/app/2781470/...

The Killing Stone on Steam

Beat the Devil at his own game. The Killing Stone is a deckbuilding card battler wrapped in a 17th century folk horror narrative. Clean the sins of a cursed family by bargaining against a series of de...

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · Aug 19

Awesome, congrats!

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · Aug 16

A seagull will repeat itself if you ask nicely.

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Tom Francis @pentadact.com · Aug 15

I feel like the chances of being able to find 6 takers for this are fairly high, but so is the shame factor if we do not, so please come lol.

I'm imagining it'll have the vibe of when folks stick around after a gdc talk to ask stuff without the pressure of an audience, which is always nice.

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