“oh cool. sometimes my wife and I dress up like black cats and terrorize the neighborhood while drinking 15 mimosas each”

"Not even in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one day I would paint a picture of hot Bowser for official material, announced by Miyamoto himself. 😭 I laughed so hard in disbelief while painting, you have no idea lol"

u got games on ur phone?

FOR REAL. they should see her name and just throw the cases out at this point

thank you hopefully it melts 🙏