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Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam

@pepperthephoenix.bsky.social

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I’m an Aroace, non-binary, autistic writer who loves writing fantasy noir and sci-fantasy stories. Currently working on Say I Slew Them Not about an accused war criminal anthro crocodile and the journalist he’s manipulating

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Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · Jan 13

Guess what! My adult queer fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not is launching in TWO MONTHS!!! To celebrate I created a fake account for the in world newspaper that is producing the very real podcast. 😅 If you love in fantasy noir and/or queer crocodiles follow my new account!

The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · Jan 13

We are the Ferdarian Gazette, a newspaper dedicated to telling the stories no one wants told. Founded in 1831 by three journalists who thought they could change the publishing world, we now settle for surviving the latest attempt at censorship and/or b*mb threats.

www.theferdariangazette.com

The Ferdarian Gazette

An adult, queer, fantasy noir podcast about an anthro crocodile trying to either clear his name and/or incriminate his old allies while being tried for war crimes

www.theferdariangazette.com

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Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

I love the first blade but this one is definitely my favorite (we don’t talk about Blade 3). It’s very Del Toro and builds upon the world introduced in Blade 1 while keeping Blade as our badass hero.

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

Oh you didn’t think I forgot about you did you?

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

nyssa’s death is also really beautiful and sad

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

Nomak*

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

It’s strange. It hurts….it hurts no more.

And just like with Nuada’s death I feel sad when animal dies

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

*sad

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

Is it not that that you did not at the hands of your enemy but of your children?

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

Are you INSANE!!!

such a great line read 🤣

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

Like my daddy said after he killed my mom you want something done you got to do it yourself

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 6h

Love how Blade flings himself into the blood

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

Not really sure why Nyssa ever trusted her father. He’s clearly always been a piece of shit 🤣

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

Love that Blade led Nomak to the Nazi vampire base

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

These fuckers are always obsessed with Blade’s blood

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

See this is why you don’t try to create a perfect species via genetic experimentation

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

Listen NO ONE touches Blade’s sword

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t blame Blade for forming a crush because Nyssa is GORGEOUS!

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

Rob Perlman is such an asshole in this

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

You obviously do not know who you are fucking with!

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

I love how Blade and Nyssa are like regroup! And there’s no one left 🤣

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

Blade counting down as he preps the bomb pack and Nyssa runs and then he slices up the vamps is so cool

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

No!!! Not Cat!

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 7h

The death of Lighthammer and his girlfriend is strangely beautiful

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 8h

Poor Whistler, hasn't he been through enough?

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 8h

Goodbye Donnie Yen

Pepper, Alex, Valerie, or Sam @pepperthephoenix.bsky.social · 8h

Del Toro also loves his UV Light bombs...