Mr. Ketchup Millionaire
@pepsibidet.bsky.social
Silent Hill doesn’t even sound that bad. Gotta be better than Noisy Hill.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Silent Hill doesn’t even sound that bad. Gotta be better than Noisy Hill.
Why do bears look like that if you can’t pet them?
September 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Why do bears look like that if you can’t pet them?
Charlie Kirk miraculously rising from the grave like Jesus and immediately getting sniped in the neck again
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Charlie Kirk miraculously rising from the grave like Jesus and immediately getting sniped in the neck again
Going in the criterion closet and saying I don’t recognize any of the movies
August 24, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Going in the criterion closet and saying I don’t recognize any of the movies
Guy who gets mad at the beginning of every episode of Columbo because they spoiled who the killer is.
July 16, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Guy who gets mad at the beginning of every episode of Columbo because they spoiled who the killer is.
The best way to get bitches is to throw a piece of fruit in the air, like an apple or something, then catch it and take a bite. Works every single time.
July 13, 2025 at 12:54 AM
The best way to get bitches is to throw a piece of fruit in the air, like an apple or something, then catch it and take a bite. Works every single time.
I wanna go swimming in jean shorts
July 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I wanna go swimming in jean shorts
I have my AMERICAN flag and my Ant Man cosplay on, a plastic lightsaber and a hilarious Bob’s Burgers themed sign (Bob is dressed like Trump and is holding a taco). I’m currently dragging my Funko Pop display case to the police designated protest zone to PEACEFULLY protest the RIGHT WAY.
June 16, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I have my AMERICAN flag and my Ant Man cosplay on, a plastic lightsaber and a hilarious Bob’s Burgers themed sign (Bob is dressed like Trump and is holding a taco). I’m currently dragging my Funko Pop display case to the police designated protest zone to PEACEFULLY protest the RIGHT WAY.
I believe Wolverine is Mexican and you can’t change my mind.
June 11, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I believe Wolverine is Mexican and you can’t change my mind.
I always liked Beastie Boys and owned a few albums but they were never in heavy rotation for me. I wasn’t sure why. I’m in the middle of listening through their discography and I totally forgot how many Ocean’s 11 soundtrack ass instrumental tracks they have. There’s like 3 for every rap song.
May 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM
I always liked Beastie Boys and owned a few albums but they were never in heavy rotation for me. I wasn’t sure why. I’m in the middle of listening through their discography and I totally forgot how many Ocean’s 11 soundtrack ass instrumental tracks they have. There’s like 3 for every rap song.
Eventually the marvel movies are gonna be a few minutes long with a two hour post-credits scene.
May 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Eventually the marvel movies are gonna be a few minutes long with a two hour post-credits scene.
So when penguins are shaped like that it’s cute but when I’m shaped like that it’s gross?
May 14, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So when penguins are shaped like that it’s cute but when I’m shaped like that it’s gross?
What’s the opposite of a celebrity crush? Celebrity nemesis?
Anyway, it’s Benson Boone.
Anyway, it’s Benson Boone.
May 12, 2025 at 6:35 AM
What’s the opposite of a celebrity crush? Celebrity nemesis?
Anyway, it’s Benson Boone.
Anyway, it’s Benson Boone.
I’ve been listening to Beastie Boys for hours and they still haven’t played “Stayin Alive”
May 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I’ve been listening to Beastie Boys for hours and they still haven’t played “Stayin Alive”
Are you guys on AIM?
April 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Are you guys on AIM?
When are they gonna do a The Social Network style movie about Elon Musk and show what a stupid annoying piece of shit loser he’s always been?
April 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
When are they gonna do a The Social Network style movie about Elon Musk and show what a stupid annoying piece of shit loser he’s always been?
A wrestling company where the wrestlers are allowed to hit the audience
April 10, 2025 at 6:09 AM
A wrestling company where the wrestlers are allowed to hit the audience
Kanye’s music is absolutely mind-blowing to people who haven’t heard much music and have no idea how music is even made.
April 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Kanye’s music is absolutely mind-blowing to people who haven’t heard much music and have no idea how music is even made.
Some guy made fun of me for having pronouns in my bio and I went to his page and it was all pictures of meals he ate at restaurants with no one sitting across from him and pictures of AI generated women with suspiciously young looking faces.
April 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Some guy made fun of me for having pronouns in my bio and I went to his page and it was all pictures of meals he ate at restaurants with no one sitting across from him and pictures of AI generated women with suspiciously young looking faces.
My girlfriend said Danny Brown sounds like Linda Belcher.
April 1, 2025 at 9:56 AM
My girlfriend said Danny Brown sounds like Linda Belcher.
Been real into stinky foods lately.
March 23, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Been real into stinky foods lately.
“Africa” by Toto gets the hype that “Hold the Line” by Toto deserves.
March 20, 2025 at 7:11 AM
“Africa” by Toto gets the hype that “Hold the Line” by Toto deserves.
I can’t find any videos of Trump doing BMX
March 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I can’t find any videos of Trump doing BMX
Had a dream that Big Bill from AEW came to my door to ask me to hang out and be friends but he was nervous to ask. He was dressed just like on tv: shirtless with jeans.
March 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Had a dream that Big Bill from AEW came to my door to ask me to hang out and be friends but he was nervous to ask. He was dressed just like on tv: shirtless with jeans.