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pepsithot.bsky.social
@pepsithot.bsky.social
Mr beast can be the next pope
April 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I think we have to assume that fish are happy down there, until they let us know otherwise
February 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
told my therapist about bluesky. how like it's not that good but I can tell you people are trying
January 31, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I've never required a letter opener to assist me with opening a letter
January 31, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I almost never know what you people are talking about on here
January 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
is it a yummy yummy yummy yummy orange chicken for lunch day
January 20, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Mark Zuckerberg's haircut rocks... so awesome
January 7, 2025 at 10:40 PM
i want one picturesque snow day and then i want all the snow and ice to fuck off immediately for one year
January 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
mental health walks only work because sometimes you see kitty paw prints in the snow
January 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I've been so starving since zaxbys discontinued the Mr beast meal. so so hungry
January 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
i hate all groceries
January 5, 2025 at 8:05 AM
instagram is rotten rotten stupid
January 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
nobody knows I'm today's new "it" girl
January 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
kinda just wanna get super worked up about bird flu so I can stay indoors for a while
January 2, 2025 at 11:03 AM
anybody else kinda like it when your own crotch has a stench most foul
January 1, 2025 at 12:15 PM
my printer is fucking smoking crack
December 27, 2024 at 10:54 PM
people are fucking each other like crazy in beast city. it's worse than the Olympic village
December 27, 2024 at 5:39 AM
this would never happen in beast city
December 27, 2024 at 5:34 AM
christmas with the kranks...... Jamie lee curtain
December 25, 2024 at 7:52 AM
deviled egg posting has started (every bank holiday sees a 5000% increase in deviled egg thoughts)
December 25, 2024 at 12:59 AM
cussing should be used by more food groups than just hot sauce. what if there was a smoothie called The Weaping Asshole XXXtra Bitchin' Banana
December 25, 2024 at 12:58 AM
i miss getting cds for christmas and putting them on my itunes account
December 25, 2024 at 12:41 AM
ginger is by far the worst kind of bread
December 25, 2024 at 12:35 AM
taking my big fat ass and shitting it on the toilet
December 21, 2024 at 4:45 AM
taking my big fat ass and putting it in a seat
December 19, 2024 at 11:16 PM