We have one cat, one child, one iron skillet and two adults. The answer is: will have to skip protest tomorrow so our house doesn't get cordoned off due to hazardous materials. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I sincerely cannot tell if this is satire or reality anymore.

Thanks so much for taking the time to reply, it made my kid's and my day! I do hope it gets picked up! By the way, he'll be taking your book to school on Friday for Read Across America. ☺️☺️☺️