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Easily the biggest mess I’ve ever been after a ride 😖
Photo of a bicycle from the rider’s perspective. The handlebars, top tube, fork… err, everything is coated in dirt and mud. The rider’s gear has also been sprayed in a similar fashion Whole bike in view. The black saddle is now brown. The blue paint shines through the dirt in some places, but the lower parts of the frame and rear suspension linkage are absolutely caked up in mud
October 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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…Aaaand here are the notes from the tailor, for all those who are interested :3
Notes from the tailor: Overall, blue worsted suits are meant for city, not country use. Peaked lapels always on a DB jacket. Tasteful collar - not aggressive/try-hard like spread collars. Simply, gracefully touches lapels and parallels gorge. Textured, color complimentary pocket square. Pocket squares that have a pattern on their own expresses personality, while also demonstrating respect for overall design harmony w/ rest of outfit, and avoiding looking cheap/tacky like matching pocket square tie combos. Braces leathers match shoe color. Cuffs are tastefully visible - not too much showing. Also cuff links are the type where back and front match. Chef’s kiss! Dark shoes and socks - your shoes should never attract your eyes downward. It creates a visually unbalanced look.
October 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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Look alive, ladies and gentlemen, this lion’s gone to the tailor!

🎨 Art by the wonderful @infurnationale.bsky.social
🦁 Yours truly :)
Illustration of Peridot leaning back in a seated position. He’s donning some new threads - a blue worsted wool suit. The color is solid with no visible pattern. The double-breasted jacket, unbuttoned, frames up a crisp button-up shirt and purple necktie. The tie has a slight gradient that gets more saturated as your eyes run down its length. Complimenting the necktie is a textured, blush-colored pocket square that - critically - is not the same colorway as the tie. Beneath the jacket you can just barely see his braces, as well, which are relaxed in this seated position. The leather loops match the color of his dress shoes.
October 22, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Cheers :-)
An iPhone box
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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September 21, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Fiesta appreciation post
White Ford Fiesta ST photographed in a gravel parking lot. The photo is a front three-quarter shot on the passenger side. Naturally, the front wheels are cut such that the one in view is facing the camera. Close-up shot of the driver side front wheel, turned to face the camera. The wheel is a gray 11-spoke design with blue “Sparco” lettering in the center dish. These wheels are super dope and I’m obsessed
September 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Meme from Parks & Recreation where Ron Swanson holds up a note that reads "I can do what I want"
July 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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I found the spot
A mailbox on the side of the road with the numbers “621” stuck to the side
July 28, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Bike :3
A blue full-suspension mountain bike leaned up against a fence made from rough-hewn logs. In the background are mountain peaks with some residual snow from the winter remaining. Multiple layers of clouds draw shadows on the landscape
June 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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New livery?
My car pictured in a car wash bay, entirely covered with pink and blue foam. It almost looks covered with cotton candy
June 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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Dude I relate to this so hard. My first Miata was a rusty guy
A classic red NA Miata but shitbox spec. Lowered on aftermarket wheels with a stickerbombed front fender. The rear quarter is rusted out The rust is crazy bro it actually looks like Swiss cheese
May 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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if you see this, I IMPLORE you post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
Rendering of a horse running full tilt in a green grassy field. In the background stands a large, snow-capped volcano. Text at the top of the image reads "how it feels asking 10 friends for advice and then just doing what you want anyway"
May 18, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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New icon get! By the wonderful @kingrabies.bsky.social ❤️

came out so great!!
Headshot of an anthro lion looking directly at the viewer, smiling. His fur is deep purple with some pale pink strands. His eyes are a green/pink gradient because he’s extra. Oh, and he’s wearing pale green eyeliner. Get over yourself buddy Below the headshot, you will find text that reads “Peridot”
May 13, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Looks so terrible :( why can’t we go back to an era where regular people can actually have beautiful cars, like the FD Mazda RX-7
Photograph of a black Mazda RX-7, except…. wait, something isn’t quite right
May 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Omg let’s ride gay bikes
A pink bicycle set against the backdrop of the front range of the Rocky Mountains near Boulder CO
May 9, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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A diptych. Born to dilly dally, forced to lock in
A photograph centered on two framed illustrations in an art gallery. The first is of a small, happy bird rendered in impressionist-style, with long brush strokes and a muted, but dynamic color palate. He’s perched on a twig and looks totally blissed out. The composition is simple, there’s nothing else but the bird and the twig. The second contains a rather bold depiction of a human head, which appears as if it were made of brass or gold. The top of the head is completely open, revealing sophisticated mechanisms and gears, not unlike the delicate engineering inside a watch
May 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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WE ARE QUEER AND WE RIDE GAY BICYCLES
A bicycle, perpendicular to a concrete bike path, is leaned up against a signpost for South Platte Park. The bike is pastel pink, gleaming magnificently in the sun. Its bottle cages house two high-viz green water bottles - an intentional choice to draw attention to this bike and how gay this bike is. The label on the downtube reads “Surly.” I’m gay and I approved this message
April 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Wait isn’t Riker the one who brought this game onto the enterprise that got everyone addicted
Senior officers from TNG playing “The Game” (no not that one, but you still lose lmao) “The Game” is some kind of alien brain-interface device that involves using your eyes to scoop up discs with funnels or something. It’s weird. But for whatever reason, people get absolutely ZOOTED off this thing. They get BONKERED off the YOINKY by playing this game. Everyone on the enterprise got so fucked up and it’s valid tbh
April 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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ODO REALLY SAID
French fries, but in the shape of smiley faces. Basically changeling potatoes.
April 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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tbt to when Will Smith dropped a bar in pig latin
screenshot from genius.com showing a section of the lyrics from Will Smith's 1998 hit single "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It" One line in particular is highlighted, reading "Illway the an-may on the ance-day oor-flay (Haha)"
March 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Could always sell both cars and get something in the middle :P
A Jaguar XF Sportbrake wagon parked in a gravel lot situated next to a winding b-road, probably in coastal England somewhere
March 24, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Ugh why do I still want one of these 🫠
A red Volvo S60R sport sedan getting super sideways in the wet
March 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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I downloaded and booted up L4D2 for the first time in a while. To my amazement... my flashlight was Nicholas Cage! I was shocked & astounded. Then, I realized that this is a mod I installed over 10 years ago. Thanks, past me
In-game screenshot from the video game Left 4 Dead 2, developed and published by Valve. This game is a first-person zombie shooter. The screenshot shows the character holding a pistol which has a flashlight equipped. However, the flashlight is casting the likeness of one Nicholas Cage instead of a standard beam of light. Screenshot showing a list of my workshop items from the Steam Community. There is only one mod in the list, "Nicholas Cage Flashlight," to which I subscribed on Aug 23, 2013.
March 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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A photo of someone at a bowling alley doing a basketball jumpshot, but with the bowling ball
March 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Animated GIF with the caption “Bitch, me too. The fuck.”
March 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM