Simon Perkins
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Simon Perkins
@perkasaurus.bsky.social
Anxiety- and coffee-fuelled nerd, aspiring writer, D&D shenanigan participant and a man with a serious gaming problem.
Every DM knows the rush of relief when its almost session time, you forgot to make prep notes and your battle map is a pile of nonsense, and one of your players asks to rearrange due to an emergency. We pretend we're always ready. It's a lie.
January 18, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I absolutely could edit, ooooor I could continue hammering out FFXIV. A difficult decis- oh no it booted up on its own, guess my hands are tied.
December 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
A problem with writing alt-history steampunk shenanigans is that when I need to look something up, inevitably my search history has things like "Ottoman secret police" in it. I swear I'm normal.
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM