the girl with the gansett tattoo
@perkspective.bsky.social
recovering theater kid, chili’s grill and bar enthusiast. lowbrow & brilliant on the new york magazine approval matrix
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they gave chef boyardee the order of stalin
lol
Almost 100 people came down with norovirus aboard a Royal Caribbean ship amid a 13-day voyage, the CDC reported this week.
Norovirus Outbreak Sickens Nearly 100 on Royal Caribbean Cruise
Four crew members and 94 passengers came down with norovirus while sailing from San Diego to Miami.
nyti.ms
October 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
lol
every time i come back here i am shocked by how unfunny everything is lol i give up
September 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
every time i come back here i am shocked by how unfunny everything is lol i give up
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they gave chef boyardee the order of stalin
November 12, 2024 at 2:29 AM
they gave chef boyardee the order of stalin
back ig, but for who knows how long
i’d fully wean myself off twitter if
my feed on this app wasn’t constantly YELLING AT ME
my feed on this app wasn’t constantly YELLING AT ME
July 2, 2025 at 8:03 PM
back ig, but for who knows how long
haha cool brb kms
May 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
haha cool brb kms
i’m incredibly happy to be wrong about this one
February 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
i’m incredibly happy to be wrong about this one
listening to the podcast documentary that uncovered the neil gaiman allegations and — despite its incredibly tough subject matter — i really miss doing that kind of work
January 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
listening to the podcast documentary that uncovered the neil gaiman allegations and — despite its incredibly tough subject matter — i really miss doing that kind of work
big nope to whoever slammed on my buzzer at 5am. damn near shit myself
January 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
big nope to whoever slammed on my buzzer at 5am. damn near shit myself
“hoes on my dick cause i look like JK rowling” - lil b
January 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“hoes on my dick cause i look like JK rowling” - lil b
“one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel” has to be one of the best housewives burns of all time
January 23, 2025 at 6:22 AM
“one foot in the grave and one on a banana peel” has to be one of the best housewives burns of all time
couldn’t sleep bc i had a dream that i was dragged out to the gulag by the village people
January 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
couldn’t sleep bc i had a dream that i was dragged out to the gulag by the village people
just saw nosferatu. what i can say definitively is that it is a film
January 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
just saw nosferatu. what i can say definitively is that it is a film
got my first public crying badge nice and early this year
January 15, 2025 at 3:36 PM
got my first public crying badge nice and early this year
well at the very least i have a new mattress pad so i don’t have to look at my ex’s piss stain whenever i change the sheets anymore
January 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
well at the very least i have a new mattress pad so i don’t have to look at my ex’s piss stain whenever i change the sheets anymore
i just wish i knew it was the last time i would slay ‘before he cheats’ at karaoke. alas, boots the house [shut] down
January 14, 2025 at 2:35 AM
i just wish i knew it was the last time i would slay ‘before he cheats’ at karaoke. alas, boots the house [shut] down
anora is definitely an oscar contender because i know it’s an objectively good movie but i didn’t enjoy it at all
January 13, 2025 at 3:41 PM
anora is definitely an oscar contender because i know it’s an objectively good movie but i didn’t enjoy it at all
oscillating between feeling super hopeful about vrabel and terrified of another shitbag season
January 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
oscillating between feeling super hopeful about vrabel and terrified of another shitbag season
welp guess i can’t get up
January 12, 2025 at 3:50 PM
welp guess i can’t get up
it is a great day for maddy perkins and therefore also the world
January 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
it is a great day for maddy perkins and therefore also the world
finally feeling better and i wanna go out!!!!!
January 12, 2025 at 12:58 AM
finally feeling better and i wanna go out!!!!!
so many soft places in this apartment. so many cozy corners. and this is where alfie wants to be on this brick ass night
January 10, 2025 at 4:44 AM
so many soft places in this apartment. so many cozy corners. and this is where alfie wants to be on this brick ass night
is the democratic senator in the room with us
Senator John Fetterman, the Pennsylvania Democrat, said Thursday that he had accepted an invitation to meet with President-elect Donald Trump ahead of his swearing-in, becoming the first Democratic senator to do so.
Fetterman Accepts Trump’s Invitation to Meet
The Pennsylvania Democrat is the first senator in his party to announce a meeting with President-elect Donald J. Trump, a sign of the political times as the Republican trifecta is about to begin.
www.nytimes.com
January 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
is the democratic senator in the room with us
so brave: conventionally attractive woman not wearing makeup
January 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
so brave: conventionally attractive woman not wearing makeup
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