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That guy from that one Dune podcast
He’s not horrendous enough, unfortunately
December 16, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Fantastic job, Junie
December 13, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I love when my desktop just goes black and I love being assaulted by just random ass shit on my login screen and advertisements in my search function that doesn't even fucking work yes thank you Michaelsoft please give me more!
December 13, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Send for another, this one is defective!
December 12, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Public FaceTime should be met with flogging
December 12, 2025 at 11:32 PM
ROBERT MY BODY IS READY
December 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Her yelling is familiar to the podcast listeners but damn if she’s not perfect in every way. Just ask @lizzierae.bsky.social
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Oh my GOD Finn!
December 9, 2025 at 1:29 AM
And people wonder why I hoard my hardware that remains perfectly functional...
December 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
If only there was a way to still get it…
a man with a beard and eye patch is dressed as a pirate with a spongebob picture in the background .
ALT: a man with a beard and eye patch is dressed as a pirate with a spongebob picture in the background .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
All the cool kids are doing it
December 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Conversely, take the Water of Life, as a treat. :)

Nothing horrible will happen (most likely)
December 4, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Bi-lal kaifa
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I was a friend of John Brown
December 2, 2025 at 4:50 PM