Perplexian
@perplexian.bsky.social
21 years old. Any pronouns. Writer of short horny fiction. This is an 18+ account.
Ready to take down dragons, fend off some goblins, and eagerly submit to the kind Mindflayer who’s decided you’ll make a lovely pet!
Just what every aspiring adventurer dreams of!
Just what every aspiring adventurer dreams of!
December 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Ready to take down dragons, fend off some goblins, and eagerly submit to the kind Mindflayer who’s decided you’ll make a lovely pet!
Just what every aspiring adventurer dreams of!
Just what every aspiring adventurer dreams of!
-Willpower
+Obedience
+++Happiness
-Awareness
Perks: Good Kitty, Adorable, Latex Armor Proficiency
Flaws: Permanulge, Cannot Resist Hypnosis, Cannot Equip Non-Latex Armor
+Obedience
+++Happiness
-Awareness
Perks: Good Kitty, Adorable, Latex Armor Proficiency
Flaws: Permanulge, Cannot Resist Hypnosis, Cannot Equip Non-Latex Armor
December 27, 2025 at 4:43 AM
-Willpower
+Obedience
+++Happiness
-Awareness
Perks: Good Kitty, Adorable, Latex Armor Proficiency
Flaws: Permanulge, Cannot Resist Hypnosis, Cannot Equip Non-Latex Armor
+Obedience
+++Happiness
-Awareness
Perks: Good Kitty, Adorable, Latex Armor Proficiency
Flaws: Permanulge, Cannot Resist Hypnosis, Cannot Equip Non-Latex Armor
I absolutely, probably, most likely, maybe, do not have any intention of ever doing any such thing probably!
December 26, 2025 at 5:28 AM
I absolutely, probably, most likely, maybe, do not have any intention of ever doing any such thing probably!
I assure you that I would probably never do that unless I thought it would be funny or really cute or both
December 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
I assure you that I would probably never do that unless I thought it would be funny or really cute or both
This definitely wasn’t a part of some sort of secret Paw Patrol brainwashing scheme. Nuh uh, nope, most certainly not at all.
December 26, 2025 at 5:18 AM
This definitely wasn’t a part of some sort of secret Paw Patrol brainwashing scheme. Nuh uh, nope, most certainly not at all.
Gao is somewhere in the realm of Doofenshmirtz or Mayor Humdinger. Very low stakes evil plans, and yet absolutely COMMITTED to them.
He’s always pissed at being defeated by such a dorky loser of a hero. Often ends up in humiliating situations as a direct result of his own plans failing.
He’s always pissed at being defeated by such a dorky loser of a hero. Often ends up in humiliating situations as a direct result of his own plans failing.
December 26, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Gao is somewhere in the realm of Doofenshmirtz or Mayor Humdinger. Very low stakes evil plans, and yet absolutely COMMITTED to them.
He’s always pissed at being defeated by such a dorky loser of a hero. Often ends up in humiliating situations as a direct result of his own plans failing.
He’s always pissed at being defeated by such a dorky loser of a hero. Often ends up in humiliating situations as a direct result of his own plans failing.
Super August. Squeaky rubbery super suit, with undies on the outside of course, complete with cape and domino mask. All in your signature pink and blue color scheme of course.
Comes with a dorky over the top goody two shoes personality, and a bunch of cheesy catch phrases.
Comes with a dorky over the top goody two shoes personality, and a bunch of cheesy catch phrases.
December 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Super August. Squeaky rubbery super suit, with undies on the outside of course, complete with cape and domino mask. All in your signature pink and blue color scheme of course.
Comes with a dorky over the top goody two shoes personality, and a bunch of cheesy catch phrases.
Comes with a dorky over the top goody two shoes personality, and a bunch of cheesy catch phrases.
Merry Christmas Coobah!
December 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Merry Christmas Coobah!
Every dragon needs a hoard right? And what could be better to hoard than your own orgasms?
December 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Every dragon needs a hoard right? And what could be better to hoard than your own orgasms?
It’s under the tree silly! It’s the one with the red, green, black wrapping paper that’s definitely wrapping paper and not TF brand latex that’s waiting to latch onto you and trap you in a Christmasy rubber outfit indefinitely.
December 25, 2025 at 5:47 PM
It’s under the tree silly! It’s the one with the red, green, black wrapping paper that’s definitely wrapping paper and not TF brand latex that’s waiting to latch onto you and trap you in a Christmasy rubber outfit indefinitely.
See now normally this is the part where I yes and you with some hypno horny. But I won’t be doing that this time.
Because this is clearly a reality shift from you getting on a big scary rollercoaster, to suddenly being buckled into a car seat to get driven to daycare.
Because this is clearly a reality shift from you getting on a big scary rollercoaster, to suddenly being buckled into a car seat to get driven to daycare.
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
See now normally this is the part where I yes and you with some hypno horny. But I won’t be doing that this time.
Because this is clearly a reality shift from you getting on a big scary rollercoaster, to suddenly being buckled into a car seat to get driven to daycare.
Because this is clearly a reality shift from you getting on a big scary rollercoaster, to suddenly being buckled into a car seat to get driven to daycare.
I’m sorry, but I gotta argue with you as a bit.
Putting Mug above A&W I can respect. I disagree, but I can respect it.
But putting BARQ’S above A&W? Now that I can’t forgive. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad by any means, but it is most certainly is third place out of those three.
Putting Mug above A&W I can respect. I disagree, but I can respect it.
But putting BARQ’S above A&W? Now that I can’t forgive. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad by any means, but it is most certainly is third place out of those three.
December 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I’m sorry, but I gotta argue with you as a bit.
Putting Mug above A&W I can respect. I disagree, but I can respect it.
But putting BARQ’S above A&W? Now that I can’t forgive. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad by any means, but it is most certainly is third place out of those three.
Putting Mug above A&W I can respect. I disagree, but I can respect it.
But putting BARQ’S above A&W? Now that I can’t forgive. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad by any means, but it is most certainly is third place out of those three.
Crisis on every Earth…that’s depicted on one of those carpets with the Solar System on it
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Crisis on every Earth…that’s depicted on one of those carpets with the Solar System on it
Crisis on 0 Earths but like, six different Jupiters. But not like the WHOLE Jupiters, only about a third of each one. Well except for that one that’s kinda got the crisis scattered across it in little crisis pockets, but we’re pretty sure that still adds up to a third. Oh and also one Mars that’s
December 23, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Crisis on 0 Earths but like, six different Jupiters. But not like the WHOLE Jupiters, only about a third of each one. Well except for that one that’s kinda got the crisis scattered across it in little crisis pockets, but we’re pretty sure that still adds up to a third. Oh and also one Mars that’s
A dutiful butler attending to his Master’s needs, cooking meals, doing laundry, serving drinks, etc.
All while wearing nothing but a pair of shiny black dress shoes, and maybe some dress socks to complete the look.
Ass on display, belly available to rub, and dick politely flaccid between his legs.
All while wearing nothing but a pair of shiny black dress shoes, and maybe some dress socks to complete the look.
Ass on display, belly available to rub, and dick politely flaccid between his legs.
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 AM
A dutiful butler attending to his Master’s needs, cooking meals, doing laundry, serving drinks, etc.
All while wearing nothing but a pair of shiny black dress shoes, and maybe some dress socks to complete the look.
Ass on display, belly available to rub, and dick politely flaccid between his legs.
All while wearing nothing but a pair of shiny black dress shoes, and maybe some dress socks to complete the look.
Ass on display, belly available to rub, and dick politely flaccid between his legs.
He sees a job offer to be a server at bar/lounge, but doesn’t read anything about the actual business or what his responsibilities will be.
So he ends up working at a gentleman’s club until he meets his quota for older man dicks serviced. In a cute rubbery butler outfit of course.
So he ends up working at a gentleman’s club until he meets his quota for older man dicks serviced. In a cute rubbery butler outfit of course.
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
He sees a job offer to be a server at bar/lounge, but doesn’t read anything about the actual business or what his responsibilities will be.
So he ends up working at a gentleman’s club until he meets his quota for older man dicks serviced. In a cute rubbery butler outfit of course.
So he ends up working at a gentleman’s club until he meets his quota for older man dicks serviced. In a cute rubbery butler outfit of course.
Honestly I love that the reputation I’ve garnered is:
“Really good at yes anding horny kinky ideas”
“Really good at yes anding horny kinky ideas”
December 22, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Honestly I love that the reputation I’ve garnered is:
“Really good at yes anding horny kinky ideas”
“Really good at yes anding horny kinky ideas”
“Horny commission idea consultant” is a title I can get behind lol
December 22, 2025 at 6:21 AM
“Horny commission idea consultant” is a title I can get behind lol
Yeah, they’ll get him back…eventually. I’ll just have to order from them again. Gotta check in regularly to make sure his new attitude sticks.
December 22, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Yeah, they’ll get him back…eventually. I’ll just have to order from them again. Gotta check in regularly to make sure his new attitude sticks.
Hearing all that rude bratty back talk, slowly but surely become polite and subby assurances that he’s learned his lesson, and that he’s ready to be a good kitty. Apologies for his previous behavior, and even thoughtful suggestions for how he should be punished.
Yeah, sounds like a good time to me!
Yeah, sounds like a good time to me!
December 22, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Hearing all that rude bratty back talk, slowly but surely become polite and subby assurances that he’s learned his lesson, and that he’s ready to be a good kitty. Apologies for his previous behavior, and even thoughtful suggestions for how he should be punished.
Yeah, sounds like a good time to me!
Yeah, sounds like a good time to me!
Oh noooooo, I’m gonna have to keep a cute bratty kitty all tied up and secure while he back talks and fights the brainwashing spiral, and watch him very very slowly become a good obedient kitty, letting me savor that gradual change in his fundamental character.
What a traaageeeedyyyyyyy
What a traaageeeedyyyyyyy
December 22, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Oh noooooo, I’m gonna have to keep a cute bratty kitty all tied up and secure while he back talks and fights the brainwashing spiral, and watch him very very slowly become a good obedient kitty, letting me savor that gradual change in his fundamental character.
What a traaageeeedyyyyyyy
What a traaageeeedyyyyyyy
Yeah, good kitties get leg humpies and headpats. And bratty bully kitties get spankings while they watch the pretty spirals to learn some manners.
The best thing to do with a bad kitty is turn them into a good kitty! It just takes some time and patience is all.
The best thing to do with a bad kitty is turn them into a good kitty! It just takes some time and patience is all.
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Yeah, good kitties get leg humpies and headpats. And bratty bully kitties get spankings while they watch the pretty spirals to learn some manners.
The best thing to do with a bad kitty is turn them into a good kitty! It just takes some time and patience is all.
The best thing to do with a bad kitty is turn them into a good kitty! It just takes some time and patience is all.
I can’t really see August pulling a role reversal to dom gao, but I CAN see their next customer letting August get some (but obviously still not much) relief by humping his nulge against their leg, while they punish gao for eating their pizza.
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 AM
I can’t really see August pulling a role reversal to dom gao, but I CAN see their next customer letting August get some (but obviously still not much) relief by humping his nulge against their leg, while they punish gao for eating their pizza.
On an unrelated note, I cannot decide if I like the nulge shorts or nulge briefs better. They’re both so cute and horny, and I can’t decide which one is my favorite.
December 22, 2025 at 5:46 AM
On an unrelated note, I cannot decide if I like the nulge shorts or nulge briefs better. They’re both so cute and horny, and I can’t decide which one is my favorite.