@perroperdido ⚽️🐶🎸🎼
@perroperdido.bsky.social
Twitter expat - here for Liverpool FC, music, guitars, thoughts, insights, community. My music is streaming on the usuals - The Pharmacy Prophets
Trying to learn Spanish so anyone who wants to interact and is very patient please do.
Trying to learn Spanish so anyone who wants to interact and is very patient please do.
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The only thing I’ll miss about Twitter is my years old pinned post that Curtis Jones will be a mainstay starter for #LFC and the “he holds the ball too long” crowd are weirdos.
Trump’s redesign of the Lincoln bathroom is a perfect illustration of the MAGA horror show. Tasteless and brainless overwhelming whiteness with a Home Depot toilet parked right next to a giant window.
Great job, dipshits.
Great job, dipshits.
October 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Trump’s redesign of the Lincoln bathroom is a perfect illustration of the MAGA horror show. Tasteless and brainless overwhelming whiteness with a Home Depot toilet parked right next to a giant window.
Great job, dipshits.
Great job, dipshits.
Star Wars - The Iger Cut
Everyone lines up to suck Darth Vader’s metal micro penis but he cuts their heads off anyways. The end.
Everyone lines up to suck Darth Vader’s metal micro penis but he cuts their heads off anyways. The end.
September 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Star Wars - The Iger Cut
Everyone lines up to suck Darth Vader’s metal micro penis but he cuts their heads off anyways. The end.
Everyone lines up to suck Darth Vader’s metal micro penis but he cuts their heads off anyways. The end.
Not sure if anyone sees these posts but worth a try with the LFC crowd (I hope). Visiting Birmingham for a couple nights in early July. Anyone know a standout spot for a nice dinner? Thanks! #lfc
June 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Not sure if anyone sees these posts but worth a try with the LFC crowd (I hope). Visiting Birmingham for a couple nights in early July. Anyone know a standout spot for a nice dinner? Thanks! #lfc
Chelsea losing a 3rd tier trophy to Antony at Betis after McTominay just conquered Italy would be hilarious.
May 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Chelsea losing a 3rd tier trophy to Antony at Betis after McTominay just conquered Italy would be hilarious.
How much college education do I need to exit the “non-college educated, white, American, male, over 50” demographic? It’s an embarrassing place to be.
May 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
How much college education do I need to exit the “non-college educated, white, American, male, over 50” demographic? It’s an embarrassing place to be.
Would love to see 4-5 straight years of Arsenal and Chelsea being equally overhyped, overpaid and overblown and still not winning shit. #LFC
May 11, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Would love to see 4-5 straight years of Arsenal and Chelsea being equally overhyped, overpaid and overblown and still not winning shit. #LFC
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This is what I do to pay the bills. Give a follow if you’re willing. We build pretty things. :)
This is what I do to pay the bills. Give a follow if you’re willing. We build pretty things. :)
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May 3, 2025 at 12:16 PM
bsky.app/profile/phoe...
This is what I do to pay the bills. Give a follow if you’re willing. We build pretty things. :)
This is what I do to pay the bills. Give a follow if you’re willing. We build pretty things. :)
This team really should have crushed it tbh.
April 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This team really should have crushed it tbh.
If someone cuts your leg off then staples a toe onto your stump they’re not helping you.
April 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
If someone cuts your leg off then staples a toe onto your stump they’re not helping you.
In the space of three minutes I remembered that Jay North was the name of the kid that played Dennis the Menace and forgot to turn off the bathroom faucet after I was done brushing my teeth.
April 8, 2025 at 1:28 AM
In the space of three minutes I remembered that Jay North was the name of the kid that played Dennis the Menace and forgot to turn off the bathroom faucet after I was done brushing my teeth.
Chiesa playing like he gives a shit. That’s something at least.
March 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Chiesa playing like he gives a shit. That’s something at least.
Playing a David Bowie tribute tonight. Five songs:
Ziggy Stardust, 7 years in Tibet, Ashes to Ashes, Life on Mars, I’m afraid of Americans.
What say ye? Good set, bad set?
#davidbowie
Ziggy Stardust, 7 years in Tibet, Ashes to Ashes, Life on Mars, I’m afraid of Americans.
What say ye? Good set, bad set?
#davidbowie
February 15, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Playing a David Bowie tribute tonight. Five songs:
Ziggy Stardust, 7 years in Tibet, Ashes to Ashes, Life on Mars, I’m afraid of Americans.
What say ye? Good set, bad set?
#davidbowie
Ziggy Stardust, 7 years in Tibet, Ashes to Ashes, Life on Mars, I’m afraid of Americans.
What say ye? Good set, bad set?
#davidbowie
February 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Reposted by @perroperdido ⚽️🐶🎸🎼
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
February 1, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I was led to believe by R.E.M. that I would feel a lot better about this.
Commentary -
“Arsenal mentality monsters with title in reach after securing all 3 points with a crucial strike over dangerous Wolves side.”
“Liverpool cling to slim lead over plucky Ipswich after conceding late goal with shameful defending.”
“Arsenal mentality monsters with title in reach after securing all 3 points with a crucial strike over dangerous Wolves side.”
“Liverpool cling to slim lead over plucky Ipswich after conceding late goal with shameful defending.”
January 25, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Commentary -
“Arsenal mentality monsters with title in reach after securing all 3 points with a crucial strike over dangerous Wolves side.”
“Liverpool cling to slim lead over plucky Ipswich after conceding late goal with shameful defending.”
“Arsenal mentality monsters with title in reach after securing all 3 points with a crucial strike over dangerous Wolves side.”
“Liverpool cling to slim lead over plucky Ipswich after conceding late goal with shameful defending.”