Perry Block
@perryblock.bsky.social
Aging Boomer Lamentation, Award Winning Self-Deprecation, and Toadying Republican Excoriation. That's about it.
"In Which I Attempt To Meet A Nice Age Appropriate Woman But Not For The Reasons You're Thinking"
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BTW, this post has absolutely nothing to do with my dog Bruno, but I thought a charming picture of the two of us together might hook you into reading it.
Shameless, huh?
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BTW, this post has absolutely nothing to do with my dog Bruno, but I thought a charming picture of the two of us together might hook you into reading it.
Shameless, huh?
December 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"In Which I Attempt To Meet A Nice Age Appropriate Woman But Not For The Reasons You're Thinking"
tinyurl.com/3yurr3be
BTW, this post has absolutely nothing to do with my dog Bruno, but I thought a charming picture of the two of us together might hook you into reading it.
Shameless, huh?
tinyurl.com/3yurr3be
BTW, this post has absolutely nothing to do with my dog Bruno, but I thought a charming picture of the two of us together might hook you into reading it.
Shameless, huh?
"I Am The New Editor Of The Ten Commandments And I'm Making It More User Friendly"
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I Am The New Editor Of The Ten Commandments And I'm Making It More User Friendly
The Ten Commandments User Friendly Edition 1) It’s a Good Idea To Have No Gods Other Than Me. As far as I’m concerned, You da Man! But ...
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December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"I Am The New Editor Of The Ten Commandments And I'm Making It More User Friendly"
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December 8, 2025 at 2:00 AM
"Controlling the Media Just Isn't That Much Fun Anymore"
I'd like to see YOU managing the likes of Uncle Miltie in the 50's and Tim Robinson today! No bed of roses, folks!
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I'd like to see YOU managing the likes of Uncle Miltie in the 50's and Tim Robinson today! No bed of roses, folks!
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December 7, 2025 at 8:00 PM
"Controlling the Media Just Isn't That Much Fun Anymore"
I'd like to see YOU managing the likes of Uncle Miltie in the 50's and Tim Robinson today! No bed of roses, folks!
tinyurl.com/ap2nx4de
I'd like to see YOU managing the likes of Uncle Miltie in the 50's and Tim Robinson today! No bed of roses, folks!
tinyurl.com/ap2nx4de
It's a silly misconception that Jews control the media. No, we don't, of course.
But I do! Let me tell you about it.
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But I do! Let me tell you about it.
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Controlling the Media Just Isn't That Much Fun Anymore
Yep, keeping these guys in line was no picnic One of the most common misconceptions about the Jewish people is that we control the banks ...
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December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
It's a silly misconception that Jews control the media. No, we don't, of course.
But I do! Let me tell you about it.
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But I do! Let me tell you about it.
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Describe Trump & a pipe full of thoroughly smoked hash in my apartment back in the 1960's.
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August 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Describe Trump & a pipe full of thoroughly smoked hash in my apartment back in the 1960's.
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Don't wanna say I haven't been doing well at standup but at my last performance instead of saying "Give it up for Perry!" the host said
"GIVE IT UP, PERRY!"
"GIVE IT UP, PERRY!"
August 15, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Don't wanna say I haven't been doing well at standup but at my last performance instead of saying "Give it up for Perry!" the host said
"GIVE IT UP, PERRY!"
"GIVE IT UP, PERRY!"
Or as Republicans call it:
"Happy Short Term Benefit So You Don't Realize How You're Being Fucked in the Long Term Day!"
"Happy Short Term Benefit So You Don't Realize How You're Being Fucked in the Long Term Day!"
July 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Or as Republicans call it:
"Happy Short Term Benefit So You Don't Realize How You're Being Fucked in the Long Term Day!"
"Happy Short Term Benefit So You Don't Realize How You're Being Fucked in the Long Term Day!"
Of course Trump thinks the recent bombing in Iran was a total success because he thinks he bombed Frodo:
"The attack on Frodo was a success like no one in Middle-earth has ever seen before!"
"The attack on Frodo was a success like no one in Middle-earth has ever seen before!"
June 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Of course Trump thinks the recent bombing in Iran was a total success because he thinks he bombed Frodo:
"The attack on Frodo was a success like no one in Middle-earth has ever seen before!"
"The attack on Frodo was a success like no one in Middle-earth has ever seen before!"
"Liberty Leading the People" - a portion of a larger poster carried by my group HCAN Indivisible at Philly's No Kings demonstration today. Always had a crush on "Liberty" when I first met her in history class when I was 20. Now, these days, I love her even more.
June 14, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"Liberty Leading the People" - a portion of a larger poster carried by my group HCAN Indivisible at Philly's No Kings demonstration today. Always had a crush on "Liberty" when I first met her in history class when I was 20. Now, these days, I love her even more.
If this is "one big, beautiful bill," I'd hate to be fixed up with the one that only has a great personality.
May 23, 2025 at 5:54 AM
If this is "one big, beautiful bill," I'd hate to be fixed up with the one that only has a great personality.
The Legendary Jewish Vampire, Vlad the Retailer, Battles Count Stephen of Miller.
And this time I know our side will win.
And this time I know our side will win.
The Legendary Jewish Vampire, Vlad the Retailer, Battles Count Stephen of Miller
Suddenly there was a loud scream right outside my living room window and a darkened shape barreled through it, crashed into my coffee tabl...
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May 17, 2025 at 12:10 PM
The Legendary Jewish Vampire, Vlad the Retailer, Battles Count Stephen of Miller.
And this time I know our side will win.
And this time I know our side will win.
It was OK w/ me for Bill Maher to meet w/ Trump & report back on his perceptions on it all. Yep, I was more or less cool w/ that.
But then he says "And we agreed, the people who don't even want us to talk, we don't like you."
Really? You & Trump don't like me? Aw, gee!
Not cool w/ that at all.
But then he says "And we agreed, the people who don't even want us to talk, we don't like you."
Really? You & Trump don't like me? Aw, gee!
Not cool w/ that at all.
April 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
It was OK w/ me for Bill Maher to meet w/ Trump & report back on his perceptions on it all. Yep, I was more or less cool w/ that.
But then he says "And we agreed, the people who don't even want us to talk, we don't like you."
Really? You & Trump don't like me? Aw, gee!
Not cool w/ that at all.
But then he says "And we agreed, the people who don't even want us to talk, we don't like you."
Really? You & Trump don't like me? Aw, gee!
Not cool w/ that at all.
Trump's annual physical reveals he is the healthiest president ever to have died four years ago & no one had the guts to tell him.
April 14, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Trump's annual physical reveals he is the healthiest president ever to have died four years ago & no one had the guts to tell him.
Trump has just exempted smartphones, computer monitors, and other electronics from his new tariffs including those against China.
Great deal-making to fold completely & not get a damn thing for it in return!
THE ART OF THE SHLEMIEL!
Great deal-making to fold completely & not get a damn thing for it in return!
THE ART OF THE SHLEMIEL!
April 12, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Trump has just exempted smartphones, computer monitors, and other electronics from his new tariffs including those against China.
Great deal-making to fold completely & not get a damn thing for it in return!
THE ART OF THE SHLEMIEL!
Great deal-making to fold completely & not get a damn thing for it in return!
THE ART OF THE SHLEMIEL!
Y'know, Trump, generations of men and women have died for the freedoms that you're trampling upon.
Oh, I forgot, you can't trample. Bone spurs and all.
Oh, I forgot, you can't trample. Bone spurs and all.
April 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Y'know, Trump, generations of men and women have died for the freedoms that you're trampling upon.
Oh, I forgot, you can't trample. Bone spurs and all.
Oh, I forgot, you can't trample. Bone spurs and all.
Don't wanna say the stock market is still falling but lately it's been dropping faster than my testosterone level.
March 14, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Don't wanna say the stock market is still falling but lately it's been dropping faster than my testosterone level.
You know that commercial where the women says she dreamt her husband was killed in an accident and she and the kids were all alone?
Why does the husband buy life insurance instead of thinking "OMG, if that's what she's dreaming about, I better get the hell out of here!"
Why does the husband buy life insurance instead of thinking "OMG, if that's what she's dreaming about, I better get the hell out of here!"
March 14, 2025 at 3:27 PM
You know that commercial where the women says she dreamt her husband was killed in an accident and she and the kids were all alone?
Why does the husband buy life insurance instead of thinking "OMG, if that's what she's dreaming about, I better get the hell out of here!"
Why does the husband buy life insurance instead of thinking "OMG, if that's what she's dreaming about, I better get the hell out of here!"
“Yes, I do own a suit and it’s a lot better fitting than that bargain basement suit you have on and I look a hell of a lot better in it than you do in that cheap ass abomination of yours, you colossal asshole!”
March 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
“Yes, I do own a suit and it’s a lot better fitting than that bargain basement suit you have on and I look a hell of a lot better in it than you do in that cheap ass abomination of yours, you colossal asshole!”
We would have been much better off with VIVIAN Vance.
March 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
We would have been much better off with VIVIAN Vance.
Not only are many people selling their Teslas in protest these days but Nikola Tesla himself has changed his name to Nikola Chevrolet.
March 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Not only are many people selling their Teslas in protest these days but Nikola Tesla himself has changed his name to Nikola Chevrolet.
Thanks to Bezos, this is what is happening to the Post.
February 27, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Thanks to Bezos, this is what is happening to the Post.
I've often thought that the citizens of Metropolis remind me of Trump voters. None of the folks who live there seems to realize that Clark Kent becomes Superman when he takes off his glasses.
Like Trump voters, how could anybody be so stupid as to not see him for who he is?
Like Trump voters, how could anybody be so stupid as to not see him for who he is?
February 25, 2025 at 3:47 AM
I've often thought that the citizens of Metropolis remind me of Trump voters. None of the folks who live there seems to realize that Clark Kent becomes Superman when he takes off his glasses.
Like Trump voters, how could anybody be so stupid as to not see him for who he is?
Like Trump voters, how could anybody be so stupid as to not see him for who he is?
Trump is getting ready to throw Ukraine under the bus. Good thing he's in such lousy shape he won't be able to throw it more than a few feet.
February 19, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Trump is getting ready to throw Ukraine under the bus. Good thing he's in such lousy shape he won't be able to throw it more than a few feet.
Robert Reich is a talented characterist who illustrates his Substach website with artwork like this.
If I were to attempt to illustrate my posts with my artwork I'd lose us the Resistance right then and there.
If I were to attempt to illustrate my posts with my artwork I'd lose us the Resistance right then and there.
February 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Robert Reich is a talented characterist who illustrates his Substach website with artwork like this.
If I were to attempt to illustrate my posts with my artwork I'd lose us the Resistance right then and there.
If I were to attempt to illustrate my posts with my artwork I'd lose us the Resistance right then and there.