That thing looks like a skull weeping into its hands.

We got our glasses from the gas station. One for each fill-up. Ours weren't this fancy-schmancy.

Like, white formica countertops with the gold flecks in them?

Ah, looking at the replies, a few folks beat me to it. But, I found my people, so there's that.

Don't forget the burnt orange shag rugs

That looks like fun.

This time next week, we’ll have a fresh crop of Turkey fryer fails to bring us together.

But seagulls

I still recall her smug mug in 2022 during her testimony where her entire theme was "I don't remember".

If it actually happens (I have my doubts) all he's doing is offloading the work of lawmakers to individuals who may not have the time or the understanding of how to get the best insurance for the money. I believe the insurance industry overly complicates things solely for the purpose of profit.

Rewatching Veep right now. Uncanny.

The last thing you'll see

Explain. The. Joke.

Or I will screech incessantly in your ear. I'm really, really, good at that.

Doc, I love your stuff, but as a parrot, I gotta say, I don't get this one. Take some pity on a Psittacine?

I'm a baker. I once saved a cake in a similar manner. I too, got applauded. Not to brag or anything. Mind you, I was young and spry back then.

Two words: Potato Masher

Practicing medicine without a license?!